July 2011 Moms

The Do's and Don'ts of newborn baby care

(I stole this from the October 2011 board, yes, I was lurking there..)

 Hilarious!

https://www.newbornbabyzone.com/baby-care/the-dos-and-donts-newborn-baby-care-pics/


Re: The Do's and Don'ts of newborn baby care

  • The teething one should be car keys. Shocked how many parents allow their kids to gnaw on keys or cell phones. Because $200 phones or key fobs are totally intended for teething.
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  • You got this from me!! I lurk on other boards as well hehe...I actually got this from a December board I think! Smile

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  • TOOO FUNNY!!! thank you for sharing!

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  • Wait....You're not supposed to mount a TV above the crib? WTF LOL!
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  • Too funny!

    Regarding the sleeping one...we're going to visit MIL in CA in Dec. She doesn't have ANY baby items, so I was telling DH that we'll need to get a pack n play while we're there, or something similar. He wondered why we couldn't just use a dresser drawer with a few blankets...lord help this man.


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  • they gave my husband something similar to this at his daddy bootcamp. they were blatant "no-no's" and the doctor laughed as he passed it out and said, "if i need to REALLY tell you not to do any of these things, maybe you shouldnt be having a baby!" lol. we kept the illustrations for the baby book as a funny reminder. 
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  • And to think....this whole time I thought homeless people would make perfect babysitters!  lol
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