Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

s2bmrsb

Sibset: Rhyleigh, Xander and Jayleigh. Yuck.

(Xander is just fine, though I prefer Alexander nn Xander. However, the girls names are not only terrible, but also matchy.) 

alicia023

Sibset - Carlee (g), Bentlee (b), Kenlee (b), Rylee (b)

hollyberry3333

Taylee

jana_86

Zeppelin... for a girl.

tct1219

I may have mentioned it here before but I know a sibset [two little boys] named Maverick and Jagger. At least the style is the same I guess but the Maverick trend always confused me and Jagger is just trying too hard.

Can you imagine saying Come on kids, let's go and visit Grandpa Jagger! ?

twh2006

Fox, for a boy.   ugh.

BFab11

Guy working at BK, probably 18-20, his nametag said Larshay

lisa5201

jana_86:

Zeppelin... for a girl.

kind of awesome 

lisa5201

tct1219:

I may have mentioned it here before but I know a sibset [two little boys] named Maverick and Jagger. At least the style is the same I guess but the Maverick trend always confused me and Jagger is just trying too hard.

Can you imagine saying Come on kids, let's go and visit Grandpa Jagger! ?

Also kind of awesome, but maybe a little much as a sibset 

lisa5201

twh2006:

Fox, for a boy.   ugh.

Definitively awesome.

I guess my taste is outside the mainstream 

 

rikkiandjulie

Payt'n

ljtibbets

Saw this in the newspaper: Fukegan Walter. Huh??

stahlop

Saw a birth announcement for twins at the dance studio we have play rehearsals at.  Two boys named Stetson Boyd and Reddick (I can't remember how to spell the mn but it was Mc something that was really off the wall).

AlphabetFish

stahlop:

Saw a birth announcement for twins at the dance studio we have play rehearsals at.  Two boys named Stetson Boyd and Reddick (I can't remember how to spell the mn but it was Mc something that was really off the wall).

I hope Reddick's parents are prepared for the teasing he'll no doubt get as a teenager regarding the color of a certain body part of his... Call me crazy, but that's the way I read it at first.

01022010

I'm a kids photographer, my list is almost endless, but the standouts are:

Finnbar
Alequa
Airlish
Bobson
Quest
Musique
Metallica
Ka-Tinka Bell
Lady
Steel
Cheshire
R-Kell

and the best Sibset of all time is: Raine (g)  Gauge (b)...

kaylobretto

i know of a family whose last name is Miner and the mother named her 3 boys Cole, Steel and Stone..... lol poor babies!

MandyWes

On my floor when I delivered: Famous (boy) , Neveah (girl)

MandyWes

mj.reilly:

A baby boy named Zein, father is Shein. How insein, they must love veins.

OMG! ha ha ha

MandyWes

alicia023:

Sibset - Carlee (g), Bentlee (b), Kenlee (b), Rylee (b)

Barfee