Parenting Law #13874

TwoSkis

The cuter/newer/more expensive the outfit was, the farther up the back the baby poop travels.

So much for my handsome boy on Father's Day.

Excitedtostart

Pretty sure this law applies to adult clothes as well, judging by my closet....

MNgirl326

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Discordia1030

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Does this one go along with the pooping in a brand new diaper within 5 mins of putting it on? 

MNgirl326

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Does this one go along with the pooping in a brand new diaper within 5 mins of putting it on? 

yes.  You said it much better then I did.  I probably shouldn't have had the last glass of wine.

Discordia1030

abartow:

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Does this one go along with the pooping in a brand new diaper within 5 mins of putting it on? 

yes.  You said it much better then I did.  I probably shouldn't have had the last glass of wine.

I totally got what you meant Happened today in fact. Including the blowout Our first ever in cds. 

MNgirl326

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Does this one go along with the pooping in a brand new diaper within 5 mins of putting it on? 

yes.  You said it much better then I did.  I probably shouldn't have had the last glass of wine.

I totally got what you meant Happened today in fact. Including the blowout Our first ever in cds. 

This pretty much happens to me every day no matter how long i wait to change him. 

Bummer about the blowout....is LO teething?

princess101

This is all sooo true. Haha

Discordia1030

abartow:

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Discordia1030:

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Does this one go along with the pooping in a brand new diaper within 5 mins of putting it on? 

yes.  You said it much better then I did.  I probably shouldn't have had the last glass of wine.

I totally got what you meant Happened today in fact. Including the blowout Our first ever in cds. 

This pretty much happens to me every day no matter how long i wait to change him. 

Bummer about the blowout....is LO teething?

I *think* so. He's not being to obvious about it other then shoving his hands as far into his mouth as possible and some random drooling. He has 4 on top and 2 on bottom, but I'm wondering if his molars are possibly starting to work on making an appearance. 

Chatham2007

Excitedtostart:

Pretty sure this law applies to adult clothes as well, judging by my closet....

You have blow outs so bad that they go up your back?

NavyClan

Chatham2007:

Excitedtostart:

Pretty sure this law applies to adult clothes as well, judging by my closet....

You have blow outs so bad that they go up your back?

I told you about my moron coworkers who did the master cleanse right? 10 of them got together to do it and were all "zomg I like almost shiit myself 10 times a day its' soooo awful but you know it's getting out those toxins!!!!" Well, one of them was on the way home from the clinic, and didn't make it. She shat herself all over the carseat, all down her jeans, and the force of the explosion coming out her ass blew it all the way up her back and all over her shirt and the back of the drivers seat. She was "so proud to know she got all those awful toxins out!!!" and the rest of them congratulated her. For fvcking shiiting her pants. 

 

TwoSkis

abartow:

Can this also be realated to the law that states:

It is more fun to poop in a clean diaper that was just changed minutes ago, rather then go in the wet diaper before getting changed?

Sure, but with the sub-law that states:

It is even more desirable to projectile poop all over Mommy before she can get the new diaper closed.

Excitedtostart

Chatham2007:

Excitedtostart:

Pretty sure this law applies to adult clothes as well, judging by my closet....

You have blow outs so bad that they go up your back?

LOL, no. More the law of pasta sauce/salsa/ soy sauce to white clothing magnetism.  

Excitedtostart

NavyClan:

Chatham2007:

Excitedtostart:

Pretty sure this law applies to adult clothes as well, judging by my closet....

You have blow outs so bad that they go up your back?

I told you about my moron coworkers who did the master cleanse right? 10 of them got together to do it and were all "zomg I like almost shiit myself 10 times a day its' soooo awful but you know it's getting out those toxins!!!!" Well, one of them was on the way home from the clinic, and didn't make it. She shat herself all over the carseat, all down her jeans, and the force of the explosion coming out her ass blew it all the way up her back and all over her shirt and the back of the drivers seat. She was "so proud to know she got all those awful toxins out!!!" and the rest of them congratulated her. For fvcking shiiting her pants. 

 

Holy WTF. Wrong.  

kelleighxnicole

I deal with poopy situations all the time with my 20 month old. I'm trying to venture into potty training with her but she's on a laxative daily, if she doesn't take it she can't poop and she strains really hard. But when she goes.. she goes. There's no happy medium in the poop department.