s/o of "I find it very amusing"

Dochas

Hilarious post BTW- I had no idea you couldn't leave them in the car.  What if you leave it unlocked and running - would that be okay? lol

Another funny thing my DH does - when he's home and I'm going out alone with the baby he will insist on carrying the bag or something to the car because "there's no way I could get everything out there" by myself.  Who on earth does he think is schlepping that crap out there every day of the week?

LVBlvd

LOL!  After I posted that last night, I thought of several others my husband says:

make sure you hold Paige when she is on the counter and you are brushing her teeth.  She could fall off.

Don't let Paige stand up in the cart at the grocery store.  She could fall out.

Don't give Paige a sip of your coke.  She doesn't need caffeine.   

laura&dan05

If DH pulled Captain Obvious with me I have to turn the tables on him.  I'd either have to pull the "OMG, I'm so stupid I would have never known if you hadn't pointed that out, thank you" or state something very obvious about his job back at him.  I'm way to sarcastic to let it go. Lol, I'm sure it would make for some really funny conversations because I know he'd get it right along and continue to play along.

Dochas

LVBlvd:

LOL!  After I posted that last night, I thought of several others my husband says:

make sure you hold Paige when she is on the counter and you are brushing her teeth.  She could fall off.

Don't let Paige stand up in the cart at the grocery store.  She could fall out.

Don't give Paige a sip of your coke.  She doesn't need caffeine.   

HAHAHA!!!

OrangeSmoke

LVBlvd:

LOL!  After I posted that last night, I thought of several others my husband says:

make sure you hold Paige when she is on the counter and you are brushing her teeth.  She could fall off.

Don't let Paige stand up in the cart at the grocery store.  She could fall out.

Don't give Paige a sip of your coke.  She doesn't need caffeine.   

Hahaha - tell him no coke, but she needs her coffee before she can function in the morning.

S/O leaving your kids in the car, you just totally reminded me of the twinmom19 drama on the multiples board.

 

Ali212

I agree the post was hilarious - my husband does / says so many things like that as well.  He usually gets the side-eye from me.  I have to bite my tongue to avoid snapping at him.  

Dochas:

Hilarious post BTW- I had no idea you couldn't leave them in the car.  What if you leave it unlocked and running - would that be okay? lol

Another funny thing my DH does - when he's home and I'm going out alone with the baby he will insist on carrying the bag or something to the car because "there's no way I could get everything out there" by myself.  Who on earth does he think is schlepping that crap out there every day of the week?

My husband completely does this type of thing.  One example is when he's giving my younger daughter a bottle and she spits up (has horrible reflux so it is a mess feeding her).  He looks at me and says "honey, can you take her, she spit up"....as if I have someone taking her from me during the week to relieve me when she spits up so I can change my shirt!!  Sadly, I usually keep the shirt on until she goes down for her next nap.  

 

 

queenbone

I really appreciate it when DH is home and he helps me out the car with everything. 

But what amuses me is that if he does goes somewhere with me and the kids and I don't help bring in something he acts all confused and frustrated like how is he going to get the car seat, diaper bag, and toddler without any help?  Oh I don't know, it's not like I don't do that myself every ding dong day!