Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

KatnisOnFire

A girl I used to work with named her daughter Montana Reese.

Karen1998

Triplets from Make Room for Multiples -

Jayden Tanner (b)

Jerzee Rose (g)

Journee Faith (g)

 

mandapanda78

There is a woman in my officed named Jasmine Rice.

LoveToTeach25

Spelling horror seen on FB:

Zackery 

Ugh. 

faeriequeeneonwow

At the hospital where my friend gave birth - J'Kenzi - I gagged upon seeing it on the door hanger announcement.

lmknight7

From local hospital:

Imiya

Naesha

Amyracle (really!!?)

Caryn

Roobins (I know what this mom craved during pregnancy!! lol)

StrawberryAlarmClock

mandapanda78:

There is a woman in my officed named Jasmine Rice.

Is her sister Basmati? Does she have an Uncle named Ben?

funkymonkeyohyeahhh

From the Tyra Show:

Isyse (she meant "Isis") 

Leondra

Tamiko 

Lyndsee

From Facebook:

Jezenya 

Jadynn and Jaylynn (b/g twins) 

bumpuser260585

One of the doctors in my office has the fn Tuna. He's from India though.

LMK1371

Some bad ones I've seen on the hospital birth announcements on recent visits :

Kaytlynne 

Sayrah

Sunnee

Braxyston (g) 

mrsharrison42911

A teen mom from my old high school named her DD "Jadee." She pronounces it like "Jade." Bleh. What is it with younger people adding extra letters to the ends of words?