At the airport, I just learned

write2nicole

That tube skirts are fashionable. Especially when worn with a crochet lace half-shirt and a leopard print bra. And FFS people. Learn the liquid policy before you show up at the airport. No, you cannot take four 4-oz bottles of aftershave in your carryon. Or your 8-oz flask of who-knows-what-but-I-wish-you-were-sharing.

tmac1022

lol, good to know!

write2nicole

zeadfly:

I need a photo of this.

Dammit! I should have snapped it. Back at security she bent down and her shirt all but slid over her head while she mooned us. I haven't seen her since. She probably picked up a "client." I'll snap a pic if I see her again.

SnoopyLuv

Amazing.

renc9828

Quit criticizing my wardrobe choice on the interwebz. Didn't your momma teach you any manners? :P

MonkeySender

write2nicole:

That tube skirts are fashionable. Especially when worn with a crochet lace half-shirt and a leopard print bra.And FFS people. Learn the liquid policy before you show up at the airport. No, you cannot take four 4-oz bottles of aftershave in your carryon. Or your 8-oz flask of who-knows-what-but-I-wish-you-were-sharing.

My dad just got back from Florida and apparently they got stopped at security both ways because on the way there he tried to take a 20oz mt dew and 2 little bottles of milk (WTF would possess someone to take milk to the airport?) and again for mt dew on the way back. He thought it was ok if it was unopened.

Jessi+Aiden

write2nicole:

That tube skirts are fashionable. Especially when worn with a crochet lace half-shirt and a leopard print bra. And FFS people. Learn the liquid policy before you show up at the airport. No, you cannot take four 4-oz bottles of aftershave in your carryon. Or your 8-oz flask of who-knows-what-but-I-wish-you-were-sharing.

I have a three ounce flask just for this reason. It's very pretty. Monogrammed and everything.