(Fill in the blank) "I'm so lazy that ____"

akalutts

even knowing the makings of a rootbeer float are waiting for me 10 feet away in the kitchen I have continued to sit on the couch for the last hour (craving a rootbeer float the entire time).

 

mmkaye

I am going to rinse my pump parts instead of washing them and just keep them in the fridge. 

BoopADoopBetty

My homework that should have been finished over 8 hours ago is still getting put off.

NavyClan

I do nothing. Every single day. It's kind of depressing. There's not really anything for me TO do, but I still feel lazy for not having a hobby or something to pass the time. 

PubStar09

I'm exhausted, but I'm sitting here refreshing FB and playing a slot machine app on my phone instead of brushing my teeth and going to bed.

goofyteacher

I text messaged DH down stairs to bring me up some popcorn, and I do this on a regular basis.

wils0482

I'm not going to work tomorrow until noon.  Yet I will drop Dane off at daycare at the usual time. 

leslie13510

...it took me 5 days to finally fold and put away the clothes that were in the dryer.

...usually by the time I get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded with the next load of dirty dishes, there is almost another load built up in the sink.

...tonight was the first time their playroom got cleaned in almost 2 weeks.

...I have considered buying the pre-boiled eggs in a package because I love devilled eggs but hate the time it takes to boil and peel them.  The only reason I haven't is because the thought of peeled, boiled eggs in a plastic bag is effing weird.

...I know damn good and well that Big Dog is in my bathroom drinking from the toilet because I forgot to shut the door earlier.  I don't want to yell down the hall and wake the kids up, so I'm just going to let him do it rather than walk down there and handle the situation appropriately.  It's ok, the toilet was cleaned a day or two ago and I always flush. 

BoopADoopBetty

leslie13510:

...it took me 5 days to finally fold and put away the clothes that were in the dryer.

...usually by the time I get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded with the next load of dirty dishes, there is almost another load built up in the sink.

Happens here all.the.time.

Mrs.Wanabe

leslie13510:

...it took me 5 days to finally fold and put away the clothes that were in the dryer.

...usually by the time I get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded with the next load of dirty dishes, there is almost another load built up in the sink.

All of this.
Also I hard core clean one day a week so I can spend the next 6 doing as little as humanly possible.

akalutts

leslie13510:

...it took me 5 days to finally fold and put away the clothes that were in the dryer.

...usually by the time I get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded with the next load of dirty dishes, there is almost another load built up in the sink.

...tonight was the first time their playroom got cleaned in almost 2 weeks.

...I have considered buying the pre-boiled eggs in a package because I love devilled eggs but hate the time it takes to boil and peel them.  The only reason I haven't is because the thought of peeled, boiled eggs in a plastic bag is effing weird.

...I know damn good and well that Big Dog is in my bathroom drinking from the toilet because I forgot to shut the door earlier.  I don't want to yell down the hall and wake the kids up, so I'm just going to let him do it rather than walk down there and handle the situation appropriately.  It's ok, the toilet was cleaned a day or two ago and I always flush. 

1&2 - This happens a lot in my house.

3 - my living room floor is a minefield/training ground for anyone who needs to learn to make it across 20 feet without setting off an alarm.

4 - I would not eat one of those eggs if someone paid me $100 they skeeve me out.

5 - I love that you are more concerned about your dog getting clean water than about your toilet seat or your bathroom floor getting wet. You are such a sweetheart.

MrsW007

I don't even care that I am lazy. I really did get some stuff done this weekend so I guess that makes up for my laziness and boredom tonight.

YoLinds28

I have folded clothes sitting right next to me and they've been there all day. I've walked past the dresser at least 10 times.

I'm really thirsty but I don't feel like walking the 5ft to get something to drink.

MNgirl326

...There is a bouquet of roses that DH gave me in October that is still sitting on my mantel. (PS- this was not an intentional decorating choice, I am just too lazy to take them down)

leslie13510

akalutts:

leslie13510:

...it took me 5 days to finally fold and put away the clothes that were in the dryer.

...usually by the time I get the dishwasher unloaded and reloaded with the next load of dirty dishes, there is almost another load built up in the sink.

...tonight was the first time their playroom got cleaned in almost 2 weeks.

...I have considered buying the pre-boiled eggs in a package because I love devilled eggs but hate the time it takes to boil and peel them.  The only reason I haven't is because the thought of peeled, boiled eggs in a plastic bag is effing weird.

...I know damn good and well that Big Dog is in my bathroom drinking from the toilet because I forgot to shut the door earlier.  I don't want to yell down the hall and wake the kids up, so I'm just going to let him do it rather than walk down there and handle the situation appropriately.  It's ok, the toilet was cleaned a day or two ago and I always flush. 

1&2 - This happens a lot in my house.

3 - my living room floor is a minefield/training ground for anyone who needs to learn to make it across 20 feet without setting off an alarm.

4 - I would not eat one of those eggs if someone paid me $100 they skeeve me out.

5 - I love that you are more concerned about your dog getting clean water than about your toilet seat or your bathroom floor getting wet. You are such a sweetheart.

It's ok, he's a tidy drinker.  Sometimes he even stands with his mouth over the bowl until he's almost done dripping too.  I think it's because he's trying to figure out if he's done drinking or wants more, but we'll pretend it's because he's being considerate and thinking of me and how I have to clean the bathrooms. 

Excitedtostart

I really thought about going to bed in my scrubs last night. I didn't, but I didn't brush my teeth or put jammies on. 

PubStar09

abartow:

...There is a bouquet of roses that DH gave me in October that is still sitting on my mantel. (PS- this was not an intentional decorating choice, I am just too lazy to take them down)

Are they not rotting yet? Any bouquet of flowers I've had that stuck around longer than a couple of weeks starts to smell terrible.

MNgirl326

PubStar09:

abartow:

...There is a bouquet of roses that DH gave me in October that is still sitting on my mantel. (PS- this was not an intentional decorating choice, I am just too lazy to take them down)

Are they not rotting yet? Any bouquet of flowers I've had that stuck around longer than a couple of weeks starts to smell terrible.

no, they actually dried perfectly in tact and the water evaporated.  I think part of the reason they are still there is they never started to smell. 

I really need to take them down....

mrs_kelly1014

I took clean clothes out of the dryer a few days ago and put them on top of the washer because I ran out of hangers downstairs and I still haven't gotten around to bringing them downstairs and hanging them up.

The reason I took the clean clothes out of the dryer was to put the diapers in the dryer to dry. They are also still in the dryer. But don't worry, I grab 1 out every time I go upstairs to change a diaper. Don't know why I don't grab them all. Oh wait, I hate laundry and I'm lazy.

ohashlet

I don't sleep in pjs because I'm too lazy to find them under the mountain of dirty and clean clothes that get mixed together in my hamper.

cherokeemomma87

I have piles of clean folded laundry sitting on the floor in my bedroom and I have no intention of putting them away.

jenna3016

mmkaye:

I am going to rinse my pump parts instead of washing them and just keep them in the fridge. 

 

I wish I had thought of that.  I washed mine every.single.time.

sourapplemartini

our suitcases are still in the kitchen from our trip with all our summer clothes in them. Instead of unpacking them, I've just been taking clothes out of them to wear.

We have about 6 loads of laundry piled on the couch downstairs. Instead of folding it, I've just been pulling clothes out of it.

I hate laundry. 

magdalina.h

mmkaye:

I am going to rinse my pump parts instead of washing them and just keep them in the fridge. 

I do that every day at work

iteachk

I just turned the cushion on my glider over instead of cleaning it.

+diana82+

I regularly live out of a pile of clean clothes on top of the dryer. By the time I put them away it's because I need to do more laundry.

We bought Gavin a wheelbarrow toy and water/sand table for his birthday. Neither of which has been put together yet and I don't even think he knows about the water table because I never wrapped it - we were just going to build it and give it to him. Really need to get on that this weekend.