Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

SpruceGrouse

On Facebook:  Jay Rose

It is just Jay.  I like Rose and at least Jay isn't Jaydylynn.

Moneypenny424

Ethyn.

TheWop

Baby in the church bulletin: Braydon

TyrinM03

Paxtyn (boy)

mrs.amandamm

Last week I saw a Vesper (girl)  I looked it up, and it is a legit name... I just thought it was horrible though.

mrs.amandamm

Sophiah... nothing like a random h.

Moneypenny424

mrs.amandamm:

Last week I saw a Vesper (girl)  I looked it up, and it is a legit name... I just thought it was horrible though.

Vesper was the name of James Bond's love interest in Casino Royale 

Cissi64

Friends of friends on FB:

Lenda (Linda?)  Is she a money lenda?

Heatherleigh ( I'm really hoping this one is just a typing mistake or a cutsey way to write her name on FB and not her real name)

Cissi64

mj.reilly:

Sibset: Nova and Nola (brother has an Irish name?Loman)

McKinzie & Peyton (2 girls)

Thomasine ? legit name, just a shock to see on the list.

Brayven (boy)

Like he is bravin' the world with a name like this?  YUCK!

Blue1299

I don't have any horrors, but a few misspellings: Jezelle & Mackenzee.

mandiesue

Hospital board: Pamelah, Coy (wondering if this is a typo and should be cody?), Bentlie (boy), Bronc (boy), Shadix (boy, siblings, Emajyn and Maximis), Esby (girl)

ksizz

We have a boy in our neighborhood named D'Million (yes, as in the number)

constella

From my hometown newspaper birth announcements:

Draegan (boy)

Serentity  (girl...nn Tity? lol, it's all I could see!)

Rhien (girl)

Owyn (boy)

Brailee (girl) 

Nijel (boy; I'm very positive this is just a misspelling. Parents are Ashlie and Zach)

Harmonee (girl)

Aliveia (girl)

Shanie (girl, dad is Shane)

Nivehea (girl)

MaLaylah (girl)

McKynlee (girl)

I met a little boy at work this weekend. I had to write his name on a document, and sadly his name was spelled Maysen. 

 

 

 

Newspaper Articles

Saw the following on FB:

Tuesdai and Amiricle

Sibset: D'Ezra, Daylon and Dierre

Mom: Jahzmne, baby: Mykinzye

 

Jetta83306

I have a few to add...

My high school friend just named her son Kipton (at least it's not Kypton...)

From a local hospital, so far in May there are:

 Keston (boy)

 Karlin (boy)

 Maxx (like the name, but why the extra X???)

 Kenzlee (girl)

 Payson (girl)

 and the winner...... Ji'Aire (girl) 

MrsFinn810

Mom Kaysee and little girl Maysee. Now that's one family tradition I would not have passed on...

Flutterby81

Girl I used to work with: Tomorrow

Her sister?: Sunday

jennipea382

Seen on the Tyra show, watching it now..

 Xjenai

I missed the pronunciation so I'm at a loss there.. 

pinkflipflops44

Soyer Blayk

Braxdon Kylar

Kaliyah

Ivana_Stolichnaya

Cristda - Their wacko version of Krista

 

Xenthe and Xoe, twin girls.

BFab11

Newspaper Articles:

Saw the following on FB:

Tuesdai and Amiricle

Sibset: D'Ezra, Daylon and Dierre

Mom: Jahzmne, baby: Mykinzye

 

As in "a miracle"? oh Jeebus.

TUGOsQueen

Just saw this in FB...

Makallie

 

No words. poor kid.

hilwithonelary

Seen at daycare today: Addysen

SushiNoMore

Peityn.  A girl.  Why would you want your kid's name to ALWAYS be misspelled?  WHY???

fishstix2020

Got to witness c-sect delivery of little boy twin-set...

Qeli (read: Kelly)

Ryn (read: Ryan)

Beautiful babies ~ horrid names!

My co-worker had to ask like 3 times each on the spellings.....

Xmen mommy

I know a woman that has 5 children.. her last two are (girl) Payton and (boy) Manning.. Yes like the football player. No they are not twins.... *Shakes head*

samakasrc

"Christoffer" typo? Who knows...