Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

DemetriaReagan

Bentlee(G)

Makylie(G)

Rocker(B)

twins: Xaden(B) and Jaedyn(G)

JuneMagnolia

Twins Madisyn and Casyn 

On a nursery decor site: Brityn.

 

barf 

Jinsy80

Zhyirra (girl)...yuck!

SnoopyLuv

Daryn

Breaks 3 rules of naming: boy's name on a girl, misspelling and random Y.

And yes, that's Darren...for a girl. The mom got mad at the clerk for asking to spell it and then for saying "This is a boy?"

Edit for grammar.

careynj

SeVIIen (b)

local baby in a cute baby contest

TUGOsQueen

I was just going through a baby photo contest and I'm shaking my head at Mkenkie

Guess Mac or Mc isn't good enough for her kid! 

There was also a Ridley and Delylah along with many other names with the feminine "y"

Texas77again

careynj:

SeVIIen (b)

local baby in a cute baby contest

WTF is this?? 

this week at work we had a Maeola (female), she was an older woman and really sweet. 

kimfoley88

Khristian (male) a guest on Dr. Phil

brookelynpaisley

Jim Martin - not James, Jim

Johnnie Rae (g)

Ali Lynn (not a fan of NNs as FNs)

Tehya

Alleyah Grace

Xayla Marie

Loghan Robert

Honey Angela-Marie

srgw

In my hometown the newspaper runs a baby "ad" every January. For a small fee you can put your newborn in the newspaper. The year I was 16 there was a girl named Acid Rain. No joke.

anonomity

Just saw on FB tonight that my SIL's cousin (no relation to me) named her new baby "Journie".  BARF.

JillyBean711

My baby-nurse friend has had to talk some people out of names:

Latrine and Meconium (two different ladies)

Being a teacher, I hear doozies all the time:

Desire Romance (Can we guess what her future job would be?)

D'Essence and D'Elegance and Brilliance (all in the same family)

My mom works at a high school and had a girl get ticked off every time her name was mispronounced:

Spelling- Chiko  Pronunciation- (Sha-keer-ee-uh)

sweetface83

I saw a poster on another board that has a DAUGHTER named Sailor.

pearlaqua

sweetface83:

I saw a poster on another board that has a DAUGHTER named Sailor.

 

Just like Christie Brinkley!

 

:eyeroll: 

careynj

Yeah, I know. I was equally horrified. And it was an adult mother, like 35, not 15 or anything.