Fun version of "Congrats" I got yesterday

itsmegin

My old boss's DH texted me last night and said: "I heard you got knocked up! It will ruin your body and your life! Congratulations." He is a father of 2.

This is the same man who told DH and I that if I ever wanted to get pregnant we had to stop "doing it up the butt." He's fun.

HadleyS

Sounds like a really wonderful person.

I don't think I mesh well with people that have that kind of sense of humor.

Karen1998

Oh Lord.  I bet he thinks he's funnier than he is.

itsmegin

HadleyS:

Sounds like a really wonderful person.

I don't think I mesh well with people that have that kind of sense of humor.

He's interesting. His wife, my old boss, is this sweet, soft-spoken, sophisticated, lovely woman who is the director of catering (plans weddings and events) at the Four Seasons. She is so refined and nice it's shocking when you meet him, he's incredibly crass and does stand-up and minor acting gigs, he works with porn stars and produces mud wrestling videos. He makes comments like these, or worse, constantly. It's the most bizarre couple I've ever met. We've just stayed in touch because I love my old boss so much, but he's interesting, to say the least.

MCH77

I give him a little of this and a little of this .  If it came from the right person I would find that very funny, others I would want to hit.

itsmegin

MCH77:

I give him a little of this and a little of this .  If it came from the right person I would find that very funny, others I would want to hit.

Yeah, sometimes the stuff he says is so inappropriate you just have to laugh, but I can only take him in small doses.

HadleyS

itsmegin:

HadleyS:

Sounds like a really wonderful person.

I don't think I mesh well with people that have that kind of sense of humor.

He's interesting. His wife, my old boss, is this sweet, soft-spoken, sophisticated, lovely woman who is the director of catering (plans weddings and events) at the Four Seasons. She is so refined and nice it's shocking when you meet him, he's incredibly crass and does stand-up and minor acting gigs, he works with porn stars and produces mud wrestling videos. He makes comments like these, or worse, constantly. It's the most bizarre couple I've ever met. We've just stayed in touch because I love my old boss so much, but he's interesting, to say the least.

Well, she must certainly help to keep him grounded.  Without her, it sounds like the whole yin yang thing would be completely out of balance...his jokes might be worse without her!  I think they could definitely win a contest for most interesting couple.  Of course, me and my DH are pretty opposite about a lot of things considering we are soulmates, but somehow it completely works and that's the way it's supposed to be. I am glad that you really like his wife, she sounds sweet.

ravenorchid

Hmm...interesting guy. Sounds like the sort of person I wouldn't know how to respond to.

smallfry5909

Wow. Just wow.

FmrAFBrat

That's just crazy. I don't know how I'd take that.

itsmegin

He just texted me: "Just hope it's a girl, then you won't have to pay for college."