"Thats not a tick ... thats his d!ck" ROFLMAO please read funny convo!

KrisBriMcBunny

Earlier this afternoon I saw a bloated tick on my cat Ozzy near his butthole.  I told dh after Michelle goes to bed we will pull it out.

So here I am holding down Ozzy while dh is trying to pull the tick out.

dh: I cant see it

Me: its just below his butthole

dh: oh wait there it is...hold on .... ok I got it.

Me:  look inside the tissue to make sure you got it

dh: dammit its not in there

me: ok let me look at again....I dont see it so you must have gotten it.

dh : let me look again.....nope I dont see it...let him go

I let the cat walk away......

Me: OMG I see it again...let me grab him & you look at it.

DH:  OMG thats not a tick thats his ***!

ROFLMAO

Poor kitty he is so traumatized now that we sodomized him!  I could have sworn it looked like a tick!

Marchmamma

  Funny

AZ_Erica

You crack me up.  I could see that happening to DH.