Sorry Brianna, but I think this is the new bumpie bandwagon

Bredins wife

 

https://thehairpin.com/2011/04/a-cure-for-baby-pattern-baldness

wife1014

Aw shucks, then there'll be no use for headbands with bows and flowers the size of Texas. 

~Flossie~

OMG, that is awful! I would never in a million years put that on my LO!

neferhathor

nice

Bredins wife

I just love the description...A CURE for bald babies.....

OctoberBabyH

?!! 

LILBIT1221

wife1014:

Aw shucks, then there'll be no use for headbands with bows and flowers the size of Texas. 

ha-ha you said "shucks"

neferhathor

here's what they look like from behind! sorry i can't make it clicky.

https://www.babybangsbabywigs.com/story.html 

sherbetlemon

You win... I just took back pippy poledancer and ordered that red wig for Isaiah. You don't think anyone will notice it's fake, do you?

 

uluvfranke

gross.

Acendaneil

My husband would get a kick out of this!  He actually wants to get Natasha something like this because she has very little hair.  I think I might invest in one for the heck of it, I think it would be hilarious!  

I like the pigtail headbands though.  Not over the top, in my opinion.  I am guilty of having the huge bows, but it's only when we go out in public and to definitely distinguish that yes, Natasha is a girl. 

Bredins wife

BriannaArledge:

You win... I just took back pippy poledancer and ordered that red wig for Isaiah. You don't think anyone will notice it's fake, do you?

 

Good choice on the red! It will really compliment his eyes! 

sherbetlemon

Bredins wife:

BriannaArledge:

You win... I just took back pippy poledancer and ordered that red wig for Isaiah. You don't think anyone will notice it's fake, do you?

 

Good choice on the red! It will really compliment his eyes! 

Isaiah sends Piper some bald baby love!!

Bredins wife

BriannaArledge:

Bredins wife:

BriannaArledge:

You win... I just took back pippy poledancer and ordered that red wig for Isaiah. You don't think anyone will notice it's fake, do you?

 

Good choice on the red! It will really compliment his eyes! 

Isaiah sends Piper some bald baby love!!

Piper does the bald baby noggin bump right back! 

egad76

Did you read some of the comments?

I'm concerned about the future conversation that will take place when the baby gets older. "Mom, Dad, why did I have orange hair as a baby?" "Oh because we thought you looked like an a-hole and were embarrassed to show our friends your photo. So we got an orange wig."

 

I am here to help spread the word about the tragic plight of baby baldness.

discobush

I like that two of the commenters on that post call themselves ThundaCunt and SyntheticVagina.

And that is the first time I've ever typed the C-word.

hopkins5

Ridiculous.