Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

SpruceGrouse

Xakery

I really hate this spelling for Zachary, it looks like a sign for a toxic bakery.

Rolamarie

They're not the worst out there, but my cousin's kids are Braedon and Karizma which I think is pretty bad.

brookelynpaisley

mj.reilly:

Chandler Regional's latest:

Axl Rose

Aniah Cailee

Sanford Health:

Kaylum

Braily

Kieler

Madix

Sabrianne

Braxton

Kroix

I was just coming here to post Axl Rose! Stupid Chandler. Thank goodness that's not actually MY hospital anymore.

colliebabe

Rolamarie:

They're not the worst out there, but my cousin's kids are Braedon and Karizma which I think is pretty bad.

SIL's son is Braedon too.  And my cousin's son is Brayden.  I had never seen it spelled "Braedon" before SIL - I always thought it looked like she spelled Brandon wrong.

thatjessie

Kinley and Kamden sibset.

LemonBlush

I saw this on FB: "Waiting for baby Kenzlee to arrive!!" Barf.

LemonBlush

thatjessie:

Kinley and Kamden sibset.

I know a Kenadi and Kamden sibset.

starlight8323

LemonBlush:

thatjessie:

Kinley and Kamden sibset.

I know a Kenadi and Kamden sibset.

Somehow, I think the kind of people who like the "Kre8ive K" are the same kind of people that would name all their children with the same first letter.

They are also the kind of people that wouldn't think far enough ahead to realize they are one broken condom away from their children henceforth being known as "the KKK klan".

SarahPLiz

Eaglefoot23:

LemonBlush:

thatjessie:

Kinley and Kamden sibset.

I know a Kenadi and Kamden sibset.

Somehow, I think the kind of people who like the "Kre8ive K" are the same kind of people that would name all their children with the same first letter.

They are also the kind of people that wouldn't think far enough ahead to realize they are one broken condom away from their children henceforth being known as "the KKK klan".

Funny story, my cousins are Kelley, Katy and Krissy, and we called them the KKK when we were kids. We never even realized the inappropriateness of it or why our parents laughed.  

Tigerlilym15

I know 3 people who have had babies this week

Abigail Nicole (lovely, normal)

Jackson Lee (popular, but at least they used the correct spelling!)

Elliot Coco (Coco?)

krystal1892

a girl i went to high school with just had her second boy.  she named him kyzik.  wth?  her other son's name is zander. she likes z's apparently.

jolynn326

Just saw this name announced on FB:

Rivers Archibald

And... go!

lauryn_c

In a local newspaper, sibset Arkadia and Phaedra.....Not even sure how to pronounce the latter of the two..yuck

lauryn_c

you learn something new everyday!