Dear Body....

LILBIT1221

Hi, I have had the baby, can you please take back the linea negra, the inability to hold urine, and the constant mood swings? OH and I would also like to stop losing my hair. Any questions please feel free to contact me. You know my number.

*XO*

LilBit

sillypit

Seconded.

uluvfranke

Also can I have my great skin back?

MrsJeffers2006

I peed my pants a few weeks ago. Like, soaked my jeans, had to change peed. Not a sniss. 

There were witnesses.  

MrsQueale

I would like my body back! And for my tummy not to feel numb from where I had my c-section.

kehgirl

You have to write a letter to the linea negra fairy and she'll come to your house while you sleep and sprinkle her special fairy dust on it to make it go away

It works. Promise.

Lilbit you're great, don't worry about that stuff!!!! 

Kara5109

For real.

uluvfranke

MrsJeffers2006:

I peed my pants a few weeks ago. Like, soaked my jeans, had to change peed. Not a sniss. 

There were witnesses.  

HAHA. I did this! I was getting up to pee and I put N down on the floor mat. I got to the bathroom and she was screaming so loud I thought she may have pulled something over her head. I went to lean down to pick her up and I peed a bit. Not all of the way. maybe half. but it was gross.

mamaregan

MrsQueale:

I would like my body back! And for my tummy not to feel numb from where I had my c-section.

 

THIS!

mamaregan

I would like my boobs to stand at attention again!

MrsJeffers2006

uluvfranke:

MrsJeffers2006:

I peed my pants a few weeks ago. Like, soaked my jeans, had to change peed. Not a sniss. 

There were witnesses.  

HAHA. I did this! I was getting up to pee and I put N down on the floor mat. I got to the bathroom and she was screaming so loud I thought she may have pulled something over her head. I went to lean down to pick her up and I peed a bit. Not all of the way. maybe half. but it was gross.

I full on emptied my bladder! I could. not. stop it. We were moving, and my mom got her head stuck in a table. I was laughing soooo hard. And then bam! Peed.  

MrsJeffers2006

mamaregan:

I would like my boobs to stand at attention again!

Omg so this!  

wife1014

I am with ya sista!

LILBIT1221

kehgirl:

You have to write a letter to the linea negra fairy and she'll come to your house while you sleep and sprinkle her special fairy dust on it to make it go away

It works. Promise.

Lilbit you're great, don't worry about that stuff!!!! 

i wanna smooch you!

Do you have her address or do I just tuck it under my pillow?

LILBIT1221

MrsJeffers2006:

I peed my pants a few weeks ago. Like, soaked my jeans, had to change peed. Not a sniss. 

There were witnesses.  

eew witnesses = bad.

Yeah I am over the all of a sudden I have to pee NOW.

LILBIT1221

uluvfranke:

MrsJeffers2006:

I peed my pants a few weeks ago. Like, soaked my jeans, had to change peed. Not a sniss. 

There were witnesses.  

HAHA. I did this! I was getting up to pee and I put N down on the floor mat. I got to the bathroom and she was screaming so loud I thought she may have pulled something over her head. I went to lean down to pick her up and I peed a bit. Not all of the way. maybe half. but it was gross.

wait, you didnt pee ON her did you? That would be bad.

kehgirl

LILBIT1221:

kehgirl:

You have to write a letter to the linea negra fairy and she'll come to your house while you sleep and sprinkle her special fairy dust on it to make it go away

It works. Promise.

Lilbit you're great, don't worry about that stuff!!!! 

i wanna smooch you!

Do you have her address or do I just tuck it under my pillow?

She's just like any other ordinary fairy. So obviously it goes under your pillow. Duh.

LILBIT1221

flgirl79:

LILBIT1221:

Hi, I have had the baby, can you please take back the linea negra, the inability to hold urine, and the constant mood swings? OH and I would also like to stop losing my hair. Any questions please feel free to contact me. You know my number.

*XO*

LilBit

I swear I am going to be bald soon. I don't remember my hair falling out like this with my older two.

 

i KNOW mine didnt. Its getting better but it still sucks.

chocopotamus

mamaregan:

I would like my boobs to stand at attention again!

THIS!!!

Shamlet123

I would like to add the truck driver-esque appetite and hormonal imbalance

Gingersnap_mama

I would like to add the on-again, off-again PP AF.  Are you on or off?  Are you ever going to be regular again?!  I feel like a leaky faucet (sorry if TMI!)

MrsQueale

Shamlet123:

I would like to add the truck driver-esque appetite and hormonal imbalance

Word! I feel like a pig. I always feel the need to tell DH that I am nursing. Lol! He just rolls his eyes and says he knows and doesn't care as long as his baby eats and gains good.

2mom74

MrsJeffers2006:

mamaregan:

I would like my boobs to stand at attention again!

Omg so this!  

DH said that he doesn't even remember what they looked like before and I told him "Good, cause they will never look like that again!" 

Mrslovebugs

I'm with everyone with the "I can't control my bodily functions" department. Even my farts. I cannot hold a fart in to save my life. I try so hard, and they still come out where ever I am. Embarrassing!

Oh, and I still have the PUPPPs rash that was supposed to go away after giving birth. No one can seem to do anything to help me. OB referred me to dermotologist, who just prescribed me MORE creams which don't do anything! I'm getting so frustrated.

newtothis2010

MrsQueale:

I would like my body back! And for my tummy not to feel numb from where I had my c-section.

 

 

THIS!!! Ughh its like flubber and under it is still numb! I'd love for some nice weather, then I could work on it a little more! I'd like to add Dear. Mr. Weather!