During an argument, MH (then BF) called me a "filthy, f**king c*nt." Let's just say that was a first and a last.
ETA: You meant vulgar = sexual? My mistake... I've had some pretty vulgar things said to me but none I can recall verbatim right now unfortunately. I'm not easily offended so that makes it tough too... LOL
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here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
LMAO!!!! Did he say snatch? If so, that's even more funny.
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
LMAO!!!! Did he say snatch? If so, that's even more funny.
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
LMAO!!!! Did he say snatch? If so, that's even more funny.
he did, which is what made it hilarious.
I'm sorry... I can't truly respond to you. We are having a lovers quarrel.
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
LMAO!!!! Did he say snatch? If so, that's even more funny.
he did, which is what made it hilarious.
I'm sorry... I can't truly respond to you. We are having a lovers quarrel.
haha. did you decide that after you responded the first time??
Nothing worse than annoying cat calls from guys on the street or in a car driving by.
ETA:
Actually once I was at a gas station washing my windshield and some older dude drove by me and said, "you can wash my windows anytime" and then drove off.
Actually once I was at a gas station washing my windshield and some older dude drove by me and said, "you can wash my windows anytime" and then drove off.
...ick.
Well clutch the pearls! LOL You're lucky if that's the worst. Either people don't say vulgar things to me, or I've blocked it out BUT: once in court, this guy got popped for violating probation and the judge gave him 30 days in jail. So he said, "Your honor, you can take that 30 days and shove it right up you a$$!" then she gave him 60 days and he said "I don't care, give me more time, F-you!" So she gave him 90 days and he said "You can suck my 90-day [bleep]!" Well, that's probably the worst I've heard...but it was effin' hilarious because this judge was very mean to me. I pretended to feel bad for her, but I soooo didn't!
Actually once I was at a gas station washing my windshield and some older dude drove by me and said, "you can wash my windows anytime" and then drove off.
...ick.
Well clutch the pearls! LOL You're lucky if that's the worst. Either people don't say vulgar things to me, or I've blocked it out BUT: once in court, this guy got popped for violating probation and the judge gave him 30 days in jail. So he said, "Your honor, you can take that 30 days and shove it right up you a$$!" then she gave him 60 days and he said "I don't care, give me more time, F-you!" So she gave him 90 days and he said "You can suck my 90-day [bleep]!" Well, that's probably the worst I've heard...but it was effin' hilarious because this judge was very mean to me. I pretended to feel bad for her, but I soooo didn't!
what were you doing in front of the judge? or specifically, what did you do that caused you to be in front of the judge?
Re: most vulgar thing a guy (or girl) has said to you?
This isn't the most vulgar, because I really can't think of one other than this:
When I was walking downtown last Saturday night, some dude asked me if I wanted to go in the bed of truck and fvck.
I politely decline his offer.
A guy I was dating was driving me home and he pulled over in a parking lot and asked if I would touch his penis.
This is what I did:
And then I told him to take me home immediately. We broke up the next day. :snort:
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
During an argument, MH (then BF) called me a "filthy, f**king c*nt." Let's just say that was a first and a last.
ETA: You meant vulgar = sexual? My mistake... I've had some pretty vulgar things said to me but none I can recall verbatim right now unfortunately. I'm not easily offended so that makes it tough too... LOL
My husband asks me this all the time, we just put DS in the front seat, so he can't watch...
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here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
vulgar, but i still laughed at it. (i did not go over, ha)
here is mine. i had been out drinking with this dude and we were going home our separate ways. i got a text when i got in my car that said "so are you coming over?" i replied "what for?" and his reply was "so i can lick your snatch until my tongue goes numb."
ROFLMAO!
LMAO!!!! Did he say snatch? If so, that's even more funny.
he did, which is what made it hilarious.
I'm sorry... I can't truly respond to you. We are having a lovers quarrel.
haha. did you decide that after you responded the first time??
Nothing worse than annoying cat calls from guys on the street or in a car driving by.
ETA:
Actually once I was at a gas station washing my windshield and some older dude drove by me and said, "you can wash my windows anytime" and then drove off.
...ick.
Well clutch the pearls! LOL You're lucky if that's the worst. Either people don't say vulgar things to me, or I've blocked it out BUT: once in court, this guy got popped for violating probation and the judge gave him 30 days in jail. So he said, "Your honor, you can take that 30 days and shove it right up you a$$!" then she gave him 60 days and he said "I don't care, give me more time, F-you!" So she gave him 90 days and he said "You can suck my 90-day [bleep]!" Well, that's probably the worst I've heard...but it was effin' hilarious because this judge was very mean to me. I pretended to feel bad for her, but I soooo didn't!
what were you doing in front of the judge? or specifically, what did you do that caused you to be in front of the judge?