May 2011 Moms

I do not have a vajayjay.

I have a vagina.  And if I ever see any reason to remove hair from it, I need to see a doctor because hair is not supposed to grow inside the body.

If you are, in the near future, potentially going to usher a child into the world through that fabulous tunnel called vagina, please learn to differentiate between it and the vulva.  Give it nicknames all you want.  Call it Christmas for all I care.  But please don't teach your child that a vagina is visible on a normal naked person.

I blame Kindergarten Cop for this foolishness and am proud that my 2 year-old son knows that mommy doesn't have a penis, she has a vulva.  (Granted the kid also thinks his baby sister is growing in his belly, but geniuses often have muddled thoughts.)

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Re: I do not have a vajayjay.

  • Phew! I thought this was going to be some strange pregnant man confession. LOL I kid, I kid.

     

    I have to add... Really? You are going to teach you kid to say vulva? I know that it's the proper term but in colloquial speech it is called vagina. If someone made a post saying that they were going to shave their vulva they would get the side eye from me.

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  • In second thought: I guess anyone who is proper enough to say "vulva" wouldn't be likely to start a thread about shaving it.
  • imagepandi02a:

    If someone made a post saying that they were going to shave their vulva they would get the side eye from me.

     

    This exactly.

  • imagepandi02a:
    In second thought: I guess anyone who is proper enough to say "vulva" wouldn't be likely to start a thread about shaving it.

    Probably not.  But if I did I would use a nickname or slang, not the just the flat-out wrong word.  It'd likely be something like "time to trim the bush" or "gotta de-frazz" or maybe even, "tips for shaving my cooch."

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  • Agree with Pandi, but I'm most certainly going to take up the phrase "gotta de-fuzz". Almost snorted my milk. heehee :)
  • Lol I have to disagree with you on this one like many other women have.  It's fairly easy to differentiate between the actual, physiological vagina and the vaginal region and therefore I will continue to say that I shave my vag.
  • image00tedsgirl:

    imagepandi02a:
    In second thought: I guess anyone who is proper enough to say "vulva" wouldn't be likely to start a thread about shaving it.

    Probably not.  But if I did I would use a nickname or slang, not the just the flat-out wrong word.  It'd likely be something like "time to trim the bush" or "gotta de-frazz" or maybe even, "tips for shaving my cooch."

    This makes me reevaluate my ideas on not shaving my cooch. I kind of want to de-frazz...just so I can say I did.

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  • imageEJensify:

    This makes me reevaluate my ideas on not shaving my cooch. I kind of want to de-frazz...just so I can say I did.

    My sister calls it extermination because she's getting rid of the spider legs that stick out of her bikini Big Smile

    I wonder, for those who defend using vagina incorrectly, would you say you hurt your nose if you stubbed your toe?  Vagina isn't slang for vulva, it's a different animal.  

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  • image00tedsgirl:
    imageEJensify:

    This makes me reevaluate my ideas on not shaving my cooch. I kind of want to de-frazz...just so I can say I did.

    I wonder, for those who defend using vagina incorrectly, would you say you hurt your nose if you stubbed your toe?   

     

    No, but I would say I hurt my foot. It's in the same area, like vulva and vagina are the same area.  Just like belly and uterus are in the same area and I don't go around saying, "Damn, my uterus sure is getting bigger by the day...".

    There have got to be more important things to be so particular about.

  • image00tedsgirl:

    I wonder, for those who defend using vagina incorrectly, would you say you hurt your nose if you stubbed your toe?  Vagina isn't slang for vulva, it's a different animal.  

    Technically, it isn't a "different animal" (not that I want to refer to my vagina as an animal in the first place).  The vaginal opening is part of the vulva.  So while it might be inaccurate to say you're shaving your vagina, the two are not totally different parts anatomically.  

    Married to my best friend 6/5/10
    BFP #1 9/7/10, EDD 5/14/11, Violet born 5/27/11.
    BFP #2 4/9/12, EDD 12/16/12, M/C Rory 4/24/12.
    BFP #3 10/6/12, EDD 6/16/12., Matilda born 6/17/13.
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