So I've kept my measurements in a little book for the last few years (I lost 20+ lbs a couple of years ago, so its a hold over from those days). Since the last time I did it (Aug '10) I've put on an inch everywhere (bust, bum, thigh) except my waist, where it jumped 4! I guess that bump/bloat isn't imaginary, but the "cleavage" is!! Ha! I think I won't share that with DH....
Re: haha! new measurements