Y'all want to play Mad Libs?

MissNikki007

I'll tell you what I need, you give it to me and I'll copy and paste the story when I'm done.

Yes?

MrsFv20

yes!

J+MS

Izz is sleeping and I"m supposed to be doing homework but sure!!

nikipau144

Let's go!

MissNikki007

I need 3 nouns.

kcl22

I'm in

uluvfranke

sure!

egad76

MissNikki007:

I need 3 nouns.

lipstick

nikipau144

MissNikki007:

I need 3 nouns.

Laundry (yes, I'm so PG) 

AshtonMain

MissNikki007:

I need 3 nouns.

Butthole

Snicker candy bar

tennis ball

J+MS

egad76:

MissNikki007:

I need 3 nouns.

lipstick

panties

MissNikki007

I need 5 plural nouns.

MissNikki007

kathiegarrett:

MissNikki007:

I need 3 nouns.

Butthole

Bahahaha

AshtonMain

MissNikki007:

I need 5 plural nouns.

 

virgins

wipes

ear plugs

ziplock bags

shoes

topbirdsix

MissNikki007:

I need 5 plural nouns.

 

Geese

Clocks

Children

Farms

Apples

J+MS

MissNikki007:

I need 5 plural nouns.

pillows

trannys

cars

vaginas

hats

 

AshtonMain

alreeves:

MissNikki007:

I need 5 plural nouns.

buttholes

vaginas

bewbies... oh sorry... real nouns?

cars

printers

 

We both said "butthole". That mans we're both awesome.

MissNikki007

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

LILBIT1221

::sitting back watching it all happen::

This ought to be good.

nikipau144

MissNikki007:

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

Adj: Dirty, short 

egad76

MissNikki007:

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

revenge

AshtonMain

MissNikki007:

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

I have an English degree and can't remember what an abstract noun is.

Here's my adjectives:

runny

sticky

clear

smelly

MJHershey

adjectives:

quirky, aromatic, purple

J+MS

dup

J+MS

MissNikki007:

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

arachnophobia or love

adjectives:

blue

fantastic

hairy

sweet

J+MS

kathiegarrett:

MissNikki007:

I need an abstract noun and 4 adjectives.

I have an English degree and can't remember what an abstract noun is.

Here's my adjectives:

runny

sticky

clear

smelly

I remember it being a noun you can't touch...like an idea/feeling/though/etc. Concrete nouns are nouns you can physically touch...cars, gloves, blanket etc

MissNikki007

I need 2 transitive, present tense verbs, an animal, 2 plural animals and 2 colors.

And that's it.

mak011980

LILBIT1221:

::sitting back watching it all happen::

This ought to be good.

This!! :::Passes popcorn to Lilbit:::

mak011980

LILBIT1221:

::sitting back watching it all happen::

This ought to be good.

This!! :::Passes popcorn to Lilbit:::

ChibiMommy

Wombat, Ligers, Manatees, baby poo yellow, and red

detokiet

MissNikki007:

I need 2 transitive, present tense verbs, an animal, 2 plural animals and 2 colors.

And that's it.

animal: cat

plural animals: giraffes, elephants

colors: yellow, green 

J+MS

MissNikki007:

I need 2 transitive, present tense verbs, an animal, 2 plural animals and 2 colors.

And that's it.

giraffe

hippos, sloths

fushia and green

verbs: eats, shines

AshtonMain

MissNikki007:

I need 2 transitive, present tense verbs, an animal, 2 plural animals and 2 colors.

And that's it.

transitive present tense verbs: give, procreate, punish

Animals: rhinos, Portuguese walruses

Color: blood red

MissNikki007

This is so full of win.

Some things are inherently romantic, like panties. This is very useful, because you can procreate things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or revenge. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's dirty, it's not romantic. For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

• Aromatic Things

  Children are romantic. Giraffes are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in aromatic things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are aromatic. The rule is simple. Clear things are aromatic. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a clear package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's aromatic.

• Baby Poo Yellow

  Baby poo yellow is romantic, because baby poo yellow is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Baby poo yellow roses mean, "I love you." Green roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are skanky, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her baby poo yellow roses, baby poo yellow hats, baby poo yellow shoes, baby poo yellow children, and baby poo yellow sloths, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.

• The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever

  Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a clear baby poo yellow lipstick made out of chocolate and shaped like a wombat holding a pig with giraffes all over it that chills a laundry when you yells it.

egad76

For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

This line alone is total win.

nikipau144

MissNikki007:

This is so full of win.

This was so worth not going anywhere today!! 

J+MS

MissNikki007:

This is so full of win.

Some things are inherently romantic, like panties. This is very useful, because you can procreate things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or revenge. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's dirty, it's not romantic. For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

• Aromatic Things

  Children are romantic. Giraffes are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in aromatic things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are aromatic. The rule is simple. Clear things are aromatic. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a clear package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's aromatic.

• Baby Poo Yellow

  Baby poo yellow is romantic, because baby poo yellow is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Baby poo yellow roses mean, "I love you." Green roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are skanky, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her baby poo yellow roses, baby poo yellow hats, baby poo yellow shoes, baby poo yellow children, and baby poo yellow sloths, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.

• The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever

  Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a clear baby poo yellow lipstick made out of chocolate and shaped like a wombat holding a pig with giraffes all over it that chills a laundry when you yells it.

high powered buttholes are not romantic.YWIA

detokiet

egad76:

For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

This line alone is total win.

ITA. This was the most amusing line out of the whole thing. Though, of course, the whole thing was amusing.  

MissNikki007

nikipau144:

MissNikki007:

This is so full of win.

This was so worth not going anywhere today!! 

lol the butthole line killed me dead.

AshtonMain

egad76:

For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

This line alone is total win.

I immediately copied this and was read to post the same comment. Good work MissNikki007. Good f---ing work.

egad76

kathiegarrett:

egad76:

For example, high powered buttholes are not romantic.

This line alone is total win.

I immediately copied this and was read to post the same comment. Good work MissNikki007. Good f---ing work.

Here here! or is it Hear hear!