Toddlers&Tiaras... and MH

eclaires

I'm convinced if I got into pageants w/ Scarlett, MH would be so into it and would be a creepy pageant dad.

A few weeks ago we were watching and there was this dad on there talking about why he spray tans his daughter himself instead of having someone "pro" do it.  He was like, "I watched what they were doing and thought, I could do that.  And better!"

I was like, JEFF YOU ARE ON TV!!!

Anyway we're watching it again tonight and he's really into it.  

Goose51504

Sadly, I can see Jeffers doing this, too! LOL

eclaires

He told his BFF about the episode, too.  LOL.  He was like, "dude it was like I was on TV!!!  you should watch this show."

goodheartedmommy

Please don't let him! Please don't go there!

 

I'll be a superbitch and say at least you have the money for it, though, compared to the majority of pageant families, so I'd judge you slightly less. Just slightly, though. The tan and fake teeth would set me over the edge again. 

BubblyToes

Question, Miss P and J are betrothed?  Am I correct?

So when The William And ScarMo are hitched, we'll all be related, right?

Squee.

eclaires

hahahaha, GHM.  It will never happen.  I'd get thrown out of a pageant.

We laugh our asses off regularly at the dummies on there who are like, "we win so much money. it goes to her college fund!"  Then they tell us how they spent $15k on pageants in 3m.  Hmm, think about that.

Oddly enough, the guy who did the spray tanning lived in a f*cking mansion.  I'm not even joking.  It was huge and gorgeous.  I admit I liked them better and judged them less because of this.

eclaires

BubblyToes:

Question, Miss P and J are betrothed?  Am I correct?

So when The William And ScarMo are hitched, we'll all be related, right?

Squee.

TRUE!  I see a jointly owned beach house in our future where we cackle on our beach chairs while the pool boys bring us beverages.  And we watch our grandchildren frolic around in the waves. 

Goose51504

BubblyToes:

Question, Miss P and J are betrothed?  Am I correct?

So when The William And ScarMo are hitched, we'll all be related, right?

Squee.

That is correct. I love that we're all going to be related. Woot! And GHM, natch they'll have to do the fake white teeth. She's just a baby. Duh!

BubblyToes

eclaires:

BubblyToes:

Question, Miss P and J are betrothed?  Am I correct?

So when The William And ScarMo are hitched, we'll all be related, right?

Squee.

TRUE!  I see a jointly owned beach house in our future where we cackle on our beach chairs while the pool boys bring us beverages.  And we watch our grandchildren frolic around in the waves. 

Oh sweet Lord.