My co-worker called me a wh0re-house

bobbyme

She walked into my office and said, "G-d! It smells like a wh0re-house in here! What are you wearing?!"

I am wearing Viva la Juicy by Juicy Couture. I think it's a nice, mild office-friendly smell. Eff her.

 

DaisyFull

LOL. So you're not just a wh0re, you're the whole house??

Wow. 

Starfish113

what a biiiitch. who says that!? i do think you're a hor though. and i love you.

FloF9

She's just a jealous bishhhh cuz you smelled hot and sexy!

lmpdjc

Wow.  That was so rude!

Now, go rinse off, ya wh0re!

AyeDavanita

That's awful!

However, if it were me and she asked what I was wearing I'd say "the sweet nectar of many gentlemen callers." 

bobbyme

DaisyFull:

LOL. So you're not just a wh0re, you're the whole house??

Wow. 

I am the whole house. I'm that smelly.

bobbyme

Starfish113:

what a biiiitch. who says that!? i do think you're a hor though. and i love you.

close your legs and say that again.

=D

bobbyme

FloF9:

She's just a jealous bishhhh cuz you smelled hot and sexy!

I like to think so. I will just have to wear more tomorrow.

bobbyme

lmpdjc:

Wow.  That was so rude!

Now, go rinse off, ya wh0re!

I almost shed a tear. I love my perfume.

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robinsokj

why does she know what a whore house smells like?

bobbyme

AyeDavanita:

That's awful!

However, if it were me and she asked what I was wearing I'd say "the sweet nectar of many gentlemen callers." 

This made me laugh. I am going to use this next time.

DrinknDerive

Wow. Sounds like you smell secksy.

Starfish113

bobbyme:

Starfish113:

what a biiiitch. who says that!? i do think you're a hor though. and i love you.

close your legs and say that again.

=D

are you calling me a hor back without returning the love? 

bobbyme

robinsokj:

why does she know what a whore house smells like?

i don't know. At first I thought she was saying I smelled like crotch-rot, but then I quickly realized she was referring to my perfume.

yankeebaby2

I mean this in the nicest way possible but yeah I think it's a bit whorish smelling.  That and Gucci Rush. 

Buy hey, to each her whorish own. 

onislandtime

bobbyme:

She walked into my office and said, "G-d! It smells like a wh0re-house in here! What are you wearing?!"

I am wearing Viva la Juicy by Juicy Couture. I think it's a nice, mild office-friendly smell. Eff her.

 

well, call me a wh0re then, cause I'm wearing Viva La Juicy today too!

And I agree, eff her.

LuvMyBostons

I love my Viva perfume!! Although if I spray it more than 3 times it does get overwhelming.  

Do you go spray-crazy?  

bobbyme

yankeebaby2:

I mean this in the nicest way possible but yeah I think it's a bit whorish smelling.  That and Gucci Rush. 

Buy hey, to each her whorish own. 

Would you tell someone you barely know that they smell like a whore-house?

bobbyme

DrinknDerive:

Wow. Sounds like you smell secksy.

guess so. i was going for fun. and not hor-like.

bobbyme

Starfish113:

bobbyme:

Starfish113:

what a biiiitch. who says that!? i do think you're a hor though. and i love you.

close your legs and say that again.

=D

are you calling me a hor back without returning the love? 

my grin denotes that i love you. i only show my teeth to my friends.

bobbyme

onislandtime:

bobbyme:

She walked into my office and said, "G-d! It smells like a wh0re-house in here! What are you wearing?!"

I am wearing Viva la Juicy by Juicy Couture. I think it's a nice, mild office-friendly smell. Eff her.

 

well, call me a wh0re then, cause I'm wearing Viva La Juicy today too!

And I agree, eff her.

matchy-matchy!

VanderLaan

I am a spray crazy perfume hor myself.  I say just wear more tomorrow!

yankeebaby2

bobbyme:

yankeebaby2:

I mean this in the nicest way possible but yeah I think it's a bit whorish smelling.  That and Gucci Rush. 

Buy hey, to each her whorish own. 

Would you tell someone you barely know that they smell like a whore-house?

Unfortunately. 

yankeebaby2

And do they even have bordellos now?  I think whores make house calls now and we call them escorts. 

bobbyme

LuvMyBostons:

I love my Viva perfume!! Although if I spray it more than 3 times it does get overwhelming.  

Do you go spray-crazy?  

No, I am a light sprayer for work. 

bobbyme

yankeebaby2:

bobbyme:

yankeebaby2:

I mean this in the nicest way possible but yeah I think it's a bit whorish smelling.  That and Gucci Rush. 

Buy hey, to each her whorish own. 

Would you tell someone you barely know that they smell like a whore-house?

Unfortunately. 

lol.

bobbyme

yankeebaby2:

And do they even have bordellos now?  I think whores make house calls now and we call them escorts. 

I can't speak from experience, despite the deceiving title of my thread.

LuvMyBostons

bobbyme:

LuvMyBostons:

I love my Viva perfume!! Although if I spray it more than 3 times it does get overwhelming.  

Do you go spray-crazy?  

No, I am a light sprayer for work. 

Eh, well then your co-worker is a biitch who likes to be dramatic. 

Stratton28

I have to say, I hate perfume.  I've never smelt one that doesn't make me feel sick and I realllly hate when people put on too much and stink up a room/area. 

However, I would never say to not so well known co-worker they small whorish..

Ivana_Stolichnaya

bobbyme:

robinsokj:

why does she know what a whore house smells like?

i don't know. At first I thought she was saying I smelled like crotch-rot, but then I quickly realized she was referring to my perfume.

 

::gigglesnort::  I would have said, "Hey it takes one to know one ya dirty whore!"

 

I do have to add that a co-worker of mine smells like she hosed herself down with floral scented Raid.  It's so strong I can taste it when she walks by.

bobbyme

LuvMyBostons:

bobbyme:

LuvMyBostons:

I love my Viva perfume!! Although if I spray it more than 3 times it does get overwhelming.  

Do you go spray-crazy?  

No, I am a light sprayer for work. 

Eh, well then your co-worker is a biitch who likes to be dramatic. 

Agreed. I didn't ask her to come in my office, anyways. She walks around like she owns the place.

bobbyme

Ivana.Stolichnaya:

bobbyme:

robinsokj:

why does she know what a whore house smells like?

i don't know. At first I thought she was saying I smelled like crotch-rot, but then I quickly realized she was referring to my perfume.

 

::gigglesnort::  I would have said, "Hey it takes one to know one ya dirty whore!"

 

I do have to add that a co-worker of mine smells like she hosed herself down with floral scented Raid.  It's so strong I can taste it when she walks by.

Maybe she wears Angel? That stuff is potent and makes me gag.