Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

completelyundefinable

Khileigh

MissMommyMac

completelyundefinable:

Khileigh

Ew.

bellapup

A friend from high school just had a baby and named him Jaxson.  Jackson isn't a 'bad' name but it's trendy (at least I think so.) The worst part to me is the spelling.  I'm a first grade teacher and phonetically it's not right.  The s in the name is unnecessary.  She's also a teacher (kindergarten) so I don't understand what she was thinking.

Geauxmama11

Jeuliyan.....pronounced Julian; took me awhile to figure this out, haha! A friend from high school named her son this:(

JaysonandKristin

Can I please hijack this thread with THE most ridiculous name EVER!?!?!

Cheziree

That's Desiree, but it's starts with a Che- instead of a De-

Chez - er - ay

For most of her life she's gone by Chezzie, but now that she has a baby of her own (a little boy named Cayden), she's going by her FN. 

mainemommy

Be careful guys, if someone sees you posted their childs name theyll create an account just to come tell you you're pathetic for not loving their meaningful name, then they'll let their mom into their account so she can post & threaten to sue you.

BlueRidge8

mainemommy:

Be careful guys, if someone sees you posted their childs name theyll create an account just to come tell you you're pathetic for not loving their meaningful name, then they'll let their mom into their account so she can post & threaten to sue you.

Whoa.

I need backstory.

Mrs.Leah.Maria

Jerren

Braelynn

Emiliana7

From the 'Young Voices' section of my local paper:

Me'Ocia

Summer Knight

Aneia (this makes me think of anemia)

Jai-len

gabiT09

La-a (pronounced; La dash ah) everytime i see that name it makes me feel pitty for the poor child thats mother was so cruel to name it that!

citychicks

BlueRidge8:

mainemommy:

Be careful guys, if someone sees you posted their childs name theyll create an account just to come tell you you're pathetic for not loving their meaningful name, then they'll let their mom into their account so she can post & threaten to sue you.

Whoa.

I need backstory.

ITA! Backstory please.

mainemommy

citychicks:

BlueRidge8:

mainemommy:

Be careful guys, if someone sees you posted their childs name theyll create an account just to come tell you you're pathetic for not loving their meaningful name, then they'll let their mom into their account so she can post & threaten to sue you.

Whoa.

I need backstory.

ITA! Backstory please.

Sorry, it was lunch time for the kids.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/46937390.aspx

lcriordan

My mom swears she had a student (a high-schooler) that named her baby "Assh-o-le", spelled without the dashes, pronounced Ash-a-lee...

BlueRidge8

gabiT09:

La-a (pronounced; La dash ah) everytime i see that name it makes me feel pitty for the poor child thats mother was so cruel to name it that!

Everytime you see an urban legend it makes you sad?

BlueRidge8

mainemommy:

Sorry, it was lunch time for the kids.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/46937390.aspx

Was I out sick this day? How in the world did I miss that?!

Epiphany27

BlueRidge8:

mainemommy:

Sorry, it was lunch time for the kids.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/46937390.aspx

Was I out sick this day? How in the world did I miss that?!

The girl just found the post, its an old one. I put up the name, she found it and asked me to delete it.

I did, but I can't help what internet strangers have to say.

stargazer08

I was on my local hospital's website, checking out the babies for this month. Here were some that made me stop in my tracks. I wish I were joking.

Praize Carson Airig
Maksym Tomasz
Madalynne Mae
Ayceten Todd
MecKenzie Faith
Shakynah Nalah Nanabrefi (parents Cheryl & Richard)
Carrter Ray
Keon'Dre E. Lee
Soffiah Marie

Deirdre18

stargazer08:

I was on my local hospital's website, checking out the babies for this month. Here were some that made me stop in my tracks. I wish I were joking.

Praize Carson Airig
Maksym Tomasz
Madalynne Mae
Ayceten Todd
MecKenzie Faith
Shakynah Nalah Nanabrefi (parents Cheryl & Richard)
Carrter Ray
Keon'Dre E. Lee
Soffiah Marie

 

My head just exploded.

anna7602

Aahnnika. I spotted this one on a local message board. Is it ethnic or just someone who doesn't know better? Either way, it's terrible.

quezzo

Just saw this on Facebook - Race.

Seriously, like a car, your skin color or nationality? That kid is in trouble. What if he decides to run track? 

Ivana_Stolichnaya

mainemommy:

citychicks:

BlueRidge8:

mainemommy:

Be careful guys, if someone sees you posted their childs name theyll create an account just to come tell you you're pathetic for not loving their meaningful name, then they'll let their mom into their account so she can post & threaten to sue you.

Whoa.

I need backstory.

ITA! Backstory please.

Sorry, it was lunch time for the kids.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/46937390.aspx

 

Oh wow..that name was horrible. Nyx reminds me of Nix hair lice treatment.

Zeedling

Taquela  - pronounced like Tequila

FMIL&MOB

I am adding an X to the FN and MN but they named their son XCoupe XDeville. Not an urban legend, lol.

hoosierbaby76

I work in a dr.'s office and we have a few patients that just have horrible names...

Bud Weiser (no joke.. i'm seen his insurance and ss card)

Noble Dinger (seriously!)

So many more, but these are my faves.

 

 

dianemc10

Nevaeh

I worked in a pharmacy one summer. I saw twin girls: Precious and Patience. FML

Francois

Shyanna-leigh

 

 

dianemc10

mj.reilly:

dianemc10:

Nevaeh

I worked in a pharmacy one summer. I saw twin girls: Precious and Patience. FML

Francois

Shyanna-leigh

 

I would say that is far from horror ? just French. Not American ? horror.

FRAN?OIS

Gender: Masculine

Usage: French

Pronounced: frawn-SWAW  [key]

French form of Franciscus (see FRANCIS). Fran?ois Villon was a French lyric poet of the 15th century. This was also the name of two kings of France.

 

Yes, generally it's a french name for a man, however it's on my horror list because although spelt the same, this name was given to a girl, and pronounced fran-cos. Like Fran Drescher with a cos at the end. No french relation or meaning whatsoever.

socialworksarah

dianemc10:

Nevaeh

I worked in a pharmacy one summer. I saw twin girls: Precious and Patience. FML

Francois

Shyanna-leigh

 

 

 

oooh, nice! I am a social worker and I worked with three sisters: Patience, Faith and Serenity. 

 

I've also heard: 

Patches

Journey

Lovey

Im'Unique

God

marybeth05

First Name Kopen

Last Name Hagan

Yes, Kopen Hagan.

Like Copenhagan chewing tobacco