The weighing of the (.)(.)

Jessimurph

I've been threatening to weigh my boobs on the food scale since we got it.  You should have seen my husbands face when I plopped the first one down on it.  Shock and awe.

Weighing in at exactly 64oz.....Jessimurph's RIGHT boob!  And weighing in at 58.5oz......The LEFT one!  Combined they weigh more then an average newborn....awesome   At least I feel better about my weight when I take that in to account.

Erin0806

Holy crap. I had not thought of this, but may be tempted next time I am cooking (although my boobies aren't that big).

ericalynn

Great, now I will have to do it, b/c yes I am that crazy too

Jessimurph

Haha, sadly it was one of the first things I thought about when we bought it.  I've had to carry these things around since puberty...I at least deserve credit for the extra poundage I'm lugging around.

Monkeybuttwhat

I wish I had a food scale to weigh mine they are huge.

That is awesome!!

Doodlebugz

LOL.  You sound like me.  The other night I told DH to "hold them up and tell me how much he thinks they weigh"... here is how our conversation went:

HIM: "About 4 pounds".  

ME: "That's all?" 

HIM: "Each. 4 pounds EACH."

ME: "Oh. Wow."

ericalynn

You completely deserve credit. I went from a B- to a C+ and don't know what to do with them. I can't imagine having large boobs my whole life. It is a struggle to keep them in place, lug them around etc. Even MH seems confused by them

oscarkat

You just made my day!

Now I'm going to have to whip them out tonight too, if only to see DH's face!

Monkeybuttwhat

I have also always had big ones so DH is not freaking out or anything.

amyyellowstone

Sometimes I think DH is more excited about how big they are getting than the wee baby causing the growth.  I swear, like a child in a candy store.

theniquee

i think that my breasts must weigh at least 10 lbs now that i'm nursing

Jessimurph

theniquee:

i think that my breasts must weigh at least 10 lbs now that i'm nursing

I fear the day my milk comes in.  It gives me nightmares....in fact I had a nightmare about it last night.  A nurse was chasing me around trying to pump me and it hurt like a sonofabiitch!