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DD made an open-butt fart right in my face!

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I was changing DD's diaper today and noticed a new rash I've never seen before.  She spent the whole day yesterday in disposables, which she hasn't done in a long time, so I'm guessing it might be that.  It might also be teething, but this doesn't look like the teething rash she got last time. 

Anyway, I was changing her diaper and the rash looked bad, so I leaned down to get a closer look.  Then I noticed her butt hole was retracting, which struck me as odd, but I didn't think to move away.  Then all of a sudden it opened up and putrid gas came pouring out right into my face.  I could literally feel the fart against my skin.

I guess I should consider myself lucky she didn't have explosive diarrhea? 

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  • 808to619mama808to619mama
    LOL! yes thank her, she didn't poop!
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  • kmickkmick member
    SmileYou made me just literally lol thanks for that, sorry for your luck!
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  • Aimeelb1Aimeelb1
    Bahaha!! I literally just lol'ed. Yuck!
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  • DMCinderellaDMCinderella member
    This has to be the best post I have read all month. I literally laughed so hard then I read it to DH so he could laugh too. 
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  • vbarnievbarnie member
    Totally serious: can't you get pink eye from farts on the face or is it just the eye area?
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  • mopsiemopsie member

    imagevbarnie:
    Totally serious: can't you get pink eye from farts on the face or is it just the eye area?

    I thought that's only if someone farts on your pillow... 

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  • ABColeslawABColeslaw member
    Dude.  Haha...I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say.  But yes, Dude. 
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  • claire1983claire1983 member
    Hahaha, that is pure GOLD! Sooo funny!
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  • vbarnievbarnie member
    imagemopsie:

    imagevbarnie:
    Totally serious: can't you get pink eye from farts on the face or is it just the eye area?

    I thought that's only if someone farts on your pillow... 

    I really have no clue. But it was the first thing that came in mind as I was giggling... Embarrassed

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  • soko987soko987 member
    Best post of the day.
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  • vbarnievbarnie member

    I googled it- and if bacteria is down there you could. Which I hope wasn't. Sorry if  my OP came out rude. =/ I truly didn't mean anything by it.

    & as I was googling- I was also told that you would get the "stink eye" which also made me giggle because I secretly am a 12 year old boy. 

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  • JulesDianeJulesDiane member

    imagesoko987:
    Best post of the day.

     

    Yes

     

    ROTFL. That was awesome!

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  • kaitley44kaitley44 member
    ROFL, bwhahahahaha!!! That is too funny.
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  • Starfish113Starfish113 member
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!
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  • mopsiemopsie member

    imageStarfish113:
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!

    After she farted, I gave her a high five!

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  • emsummemsumm member
    Oh man, I really did just LOL.  I am always really careful to keep my mouth closed when I go in close for an inspection :)
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  • Starfish113Starfish113 member
    imagemopsie:

    imageStarfish113:
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!

    After she farted, I gave her a high five!

    you would. riley is seriously obsessed with high fives this week ... so you two will get along great this weekend!

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  • DaisyFullDaisyFull member
    imagemopsie:

    imageStarfish113:
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!

    After she farted, I gave her a high five!

    Yes 

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  • DaisyFullDaisyFull member
    imagemopsie:

    imageStarfish113:
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!

    After she farted, I gave her a high five!

    Yes 

    dup. so now this gets two thumbs up.

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  • KendraJoetteKendraJoette member
    LOL... I love it. you are right, you are lucky it was just a fart.
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  • monj76monj76
    imagemopsie:

    imagevbarnie:
    Totally serious: can't you get pink eye from farts on the face or is it just the eye area?

    I thought that's only if someone farts on your pillow... 

    Omg lol, Tears!

    Effing crazy people.
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  • lynnf2lynnf2 member
    This is great
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  • Pocky873Pocky873 member
    OMG, I'm so sorry...but I have to say, this is one of the funniest posts I've ever read here on TB.
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    hahaha. I don't know what to say.
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  • mojito14mojito14
    imagemopsie:

    imageStarfish113:
    oh mopsie, you really have a knack for grossing me out, don't you?? hahaha!

    After she farted, I gave her a high five!

    LMAO!!!! You two are nuts!

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  • ctrfrei1ctrfrei1
    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing! And to the people talking about farting in face=pink eye- why/how do you know about that? Is it common that you get your face farted on? LOL
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    imagectrfrei1:
    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing! And to the people talking about farting in face=pink eye- why/how do you know about that? Is it common that you get your face farted on? LOL

    It was a scene from Knocked Up 

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