Ewwwww!!

brookelynpaisley

From my local hospital:

Mahkenna Ann

Mahkanzy Salay (in my head, it's how Forrest Gump would say "Makenzie")

Braylon Lebron

Channel Paris... How very 16 & Pregnant. And that's channel, like TV stattion, sweetie. Not Chanel like the handbag. Oopsies.

FordFalcor

brookelynpaisley:

From my local hospital:

Mahkenna Ann

Mahkanzy Salay (in my head, it's how Forrest Gump would say "Makenzie")

Braylon Lebron

Channel Paris... How very 16 & Pregnant. And that's channel, like TV stattion, sweetie. Not Chanel like the handbag. Oopsies.

haha! That's just how I wanted to say it too. It also looks like lol-speak.

brookelynpaisley

mj.reilly:

Ahaha, a Chandler hospital local? I always go back to their site for the name horrors thread. They always have gems.

Yep! So atrocious.

alliejo725

Lebron?! Somebody named their child after that do.uchebag?

Channel Paris sounds like (a) a French TV station (b) a porn network.

tnas1

Horrible! My SIL works at a local hospital in PP, she has had some people who name their kids the most ridiculous names...I love asking her about it!

kbratton2king

The double "l" sound in Braylon Lebron annoys me but it's the nicest name up there and I don't think it's all that bad. Channel was probably supposed to be Chanel which CRACKS me up!

CocoBrynne

Wowzers.  Seriously I don't even know how people come up with these spellings. 

stahlop

Oh Chandler Hospital!  I live in the area too and this site is just a treasure trove for bad names.  I shudder at the fact that I'll have to probably teach some of these kids some day.

gobragh8

Nothing beats   "La-a"   (pronounced Ladasha). Hilarious!

gobragh8

May be an urban legend elsewhere, but was a name where I work this past summer. Guess a patient wanted to make the name a reality.