Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323 · January 2011

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

mlf625 · January 2011

I met twins the other day: Reagan & Jackson.

I know, they're both super trendy names and alone not awful (nms, but not awful) ... but two presidential names at once? No.

Cissi64 · January 2011

Kynan(boy) 2yo neighbor child brothers-Brian and Griffin (teens) can't wait until they have a girl.

In the paper- Larecea( female adult) pronounced Luh-ree-see-uh maybe?

FB-Floyda (female adult)

dairygirl19 · January 2011

Our local newspaper just did a story on the first New Year's baby.

His name is Keeyan. WTH is that?

There was a paragraph in there explaining that mom found a name on the internet and decided to make it her own with an original spelling? Again WTH was the original name?

JenWen3 · January 2011

I know someone with two daughters named Reagan and Charlee. She is pregnant again and considering Kennedy. My first thought was "two presidents?" My DH said, "gosh, they must really want a boy."

sourpatchkids · January 2011

Coletyn!

SarahSueBob · January 2011

I had twin girl students named Candice and Candace (Candace was can-diss, candice was ken-dass-eh).

My cousin is considering Kiptyn for a boy. Is this a real name?

I had an elementary friend whose last name was Day. Her mn was "Anew." Her nephew's name? Knighten. As in Night N Day.

citychicks · January 2011

mj.reilly:

I posted these on the last thread, but it was after midnight, so:

Chandler & Sanford (some odd ones, as usual):

Ayden Jayce (b)

Channel Paris (g)

Jayell Aa'Niyah Nevaeh (g)

Brityn (g)

Drevyn Daniel (b)

Ryles Braylor (b)

Cruz Karsey (g)

our365 ? Some hospitals around the state (nothing good locally this time):

Kyleigha (g)

Rah'kiyah (g)

a mother named ... Johnette

King (b)

Taylan (b)

Hayleih (g)

Brightynn (g)

Keannon (b)

Evanjalena (g)

Ryker (b)

Kemper (b)

Kyanne (g)

Makinlee "Kinlee" (g)

Boston (b)

Kinnick (g)

Zaevion (b)

Ryelin (b)

Maycieana (g)

Skyleigh (g)

Addelynn (g)

Zayla (g) x 2

Twin boys Devon and Evan.

Jesus H! Where did you find a list like this? Channel Paris? Rah'Kiya? Seriously, the whole list is pure gold.

metzy144 · January 2011

Creston for a boy

metzy144 · January 2011

SarahSueBob:

I had twin girl students named Candice and Candace (Candace was can-diss, candice was ken-dass-eh).

My cousin is considering Kiptyn for a boy. Is this a real name?

I had an elementary friend whose last name was Day. Her mn was "Anew." Her nephew's name? Knighten. As in Night N Day.

I know someone who named her son Kipton last summer. I didn't think it was a name either, but no one else will come out and say it.

CocoBrynne · January 2011

X'Zavier

wewillservehim · January 2011

metzy144:
SarahSueBob:

I had twin girl students named Candice and Candace (Candace was can-diss, candice was ken-dass-eh).
My cousin is considering Kiptyn for a boy. Is this a real name?
I had an elementary friend whose last name was Day. Her mn was "Anew." Her nephew's name? Knighten. As in Night N Day.
I know someone who named her son Kipton last summer. I didn't think it was a name either, but no one else will come out and say it.

Wasn't Kiptyn a contestant on the Bachelorette?

wewillservehim · January 2011

Also on FB baby due soon... Nevaeh. I've heard of it but never met one in real life....

MrsJWeaver · January 2011

Zephyrine Lunabella

ces25c · January 2011

MrsJWeaver:
Zephyrine Lunabella

That sounds like the princess from a fantasy/sci-fi novel.

CocoBrynne · January 2011

Joy2611:
CocoBrynne:
X'Zavier

This made me laugh out loud.

Glad I was able to give you a giggle. There have been some real nightmares in our local birth announcements lately. This one made my eyes bleed a little tho LOL.

NMH924 · January 2011

Are these people by chance from Texas?

I met a lady about 3 weeks ago her first name was Anew and last name Day. Her brother had a baby and named him Knighten Day. I work at a bank and asked her about her name. She said she hated it and couldn't stand her name. She also thought it was mean of her brother to name his child that. Crazy!