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s/o peeing in the pouch

EclairAngstEclairAngst
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One thing to remember about peeing in the OPK/HPT pouch in a public restroom.  DON'T... DO NOT... under any circumstances, drop the pouch in the disgusing toilet. 

You will find yourself, OPK in your front teeth, pants around your ankles, having to pee like a racehorse, scavenging your purse for something else you can pee in because DAAAAAAMMITtTTTTtttttt you need to know if this is a FWP day!!  Then, you will pee in a used and crinkled ziploc snack bag and it will drip on the floor some while you dip the test strip in, put the dry end back in your front teeth and try to figure out what to do with your ziploc of pee.  Nevermind the floor at this point, save the stick! 

Then, it won't even be a +OPK. 

So, really, don't drop the pouch in the toilet. 

But, if you do, and you forget about it after you wipe, it will probably just go down underneath a wad of TP. 

... just sayin. 

 

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  • tmhdmhtmhdmh
    LOL! this is hilarious! im just picturing you with your pants around your ankles and an opk hanging out of your month! LMAO
    Married 5/15/10. Me (29). DH (33). BFP#1 7/25/10 - Missed m/c 8wks - D&E 8/25/10 BFP#2 12/25/10 - Missed m/c 7wks - D&E 1/20/11 (second loss due to abnormal chromosome 7) Genetics testings- Normal. RPL panel results- Normal. Elevated FSH (14). DH b/w normal. SA- Normal. HSG- Left tube possibly blocked. Minor septum removed. My Ovulation Chart ~~ Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success. For who so strongly hopes has within him the gift of miracles ~~ image
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  • MrsAtchMrsAtch member
    This made me giggle. Sounds like a heck of a time. Sorry that it wasn't even a positive! But at least you got a funny story to tell :)
    After two losses, a rainbow arrived! DD born 11.5.11
    Dx with severe Asherman's syndrome after a botched PP D&C (pursuing med mal)
    Hysteroscopy Oct '13, not enough progress 
    Hysteroscopy Jan '14, given an end-of-the-road diagnosis
    Joined International Asherman's Association April '14 
    Not ready to give up yet.
    Hysteroscopy with Dr. Isaacson (an expert in the USA) 6.2.14: Good prognosis, at least 50% of cavity open.
    Repeat hysteroscopy scheduled with Dr. I on 6.16.14. Great progress. Unbenched!!!!
    Discussing actively TTC with DH after the heartache of the last year. We're both reeling.
     
    Please, please, please. 
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  • martinimommamartinimomma member

    ::Gigglesnort::

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    BFP #2 2/2011
    Baby G welcomed with love and relief 10/2011
    Surprise BFP 1/8/2013...say what? Baby A arrived 9/2013

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  • twistedmetaltwistedmetal
    the amazing adventures of ttc...i smell a book deal!
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    M/C 10wk 3d EDD: 2011 march 4 C/P EDD: 2011 september 11
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  • luckylady55luckylady55
    OMG the visual of that made me laugh out loud literally!!! Hysterical... I really needed that  Thanks!!! and let us know how things turned out, after an outing like that you should have at least had good news.
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  • iggy.diggy.d member
    Haha!! Oh, I'm sorry that happened, but you just made my day with that story. Thanks for the PSA!! Haha!
    BFP#1 10/5/09 | Heartbeat 11/1/09 | D&C 11/24/09 (no hb)
    BFP#2 02/18/11 * Beta@15dpo=215 * @18dpo=698 * @20dpo=2337 * @25dpo=10,931 * DS Arrived October 24, 2011
    BFP#3 08/12 | D&C 9/12 (no hb)
    BFP#4 Due May 1, 2014 Stick baby stick!
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  • CashewsMommyCashewsMommy member
    Remind me to never pee in the pouch. LOL Thanks for the good laugh hun!!!


    BFP#1 {Cashew} - 9.19.09 EDD 5.26.10
    The day you first lay in my arms, you made my life complete.
    Aurora Rose born sleeping at 35w on 4-21-10
     BFP#2 {Almond} - 2.1.11 EDD 10.12.11 C/P 2.11.11

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  • CaroleeCarolee member
    Lol. That sounds horrible, but thanks for sharing!
    Mom to Eliott Alexander, born sleeping at 37 weeks on 8/13/10. Most of us only dream of angels - I held one in my arms.
    BFP #2 - EDD 2/26/12 M/C 6/28/11 @ 5w2d
    BFP #3 - EDD 4/7/12 M/C 8/2/11 @ 4w2d
    Too beautiful for this earth
    BFP #4 - EDD 12/09/12, Lucille arrived 11/26/12
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  • julesjbjulesjb member
    Omg some day your going to look back and die laughing!
    BFP #1 6/18/10 Saw HB 7/15/10 Missed M/C 8/17/10 @ 12 weeks 2 days- 2 D&C's( 8/20 and 8/26) BFP#2 11/21/10 Nonviable at 5wks, possible ectopic. Methotrexate 12/3/10&12/9/10 BFP#3 3/10/11 Beta@12dpo 39 Beta@14dpo 160! 21 DPO 2439 HB at 7wks 127 EDD 11/17/11
    ITS A BOY!!!! Born 11/13/11 BFP #4: 10/29/12 edd 7/11/12
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  • opalloveropallover

    HA!!

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  • ambs21ambs21 member
    So funny!  Sorry it wasn't even + after all that trouble. 
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  • Izabella22Izabella22 member
    Omg thank you for the laugh.... and I had never heard of peeing in a pouch but it does make sense since you can't just pee on the opks... lol.
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  • ColleenS629ColleenS629 member
    I'm sorry this happened to you, but this is just too funny!
    m/c 7/17/10
    Dx: MFI- 3% morph
    IUIs: Gonal-F + Ovidrel + b2b IUI= BFNs
    IVF with ICSI= BFP! EDD 11/25/11
    3/18- Beta #1 452! 3/20- Beta #2 1,026!! 3/27- First u/s- TWINS!
    Our twin boys arrived at 36w5d due to IUGR and a growth discordance

    FET: Medicated FET moved up to 5/23 due to ovulation
    Transferred a 6BB hatched blastocyst- genetically normal female embryo
    BFP! 5/28- 5dp6dt      
    6/1 Beta #1- 223! 6/3 Beta #2- 567!

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  • haziedazehaziedaze member
    LOL! My house cleaner throws away my per cups every week. I've done the dancing around holding it in part just not in a public bathroom thank goodness. Thank you for the much needed laugh!
    BFP#1 9/14/10 (EDD 5/21/11); no fetal pole 6w6d, 7w4d, d&c 10/8
    BFP#2 3/16/11, beta 138; 4/12 Baby/HB DS born 9/10/11 at 29w4d due to partial abruption and PTL
    Lilypie Third Birthday tickers
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  • AutumnLeavesFall AutumnLeavesFall
    LMFAO!!!! HAHA I snorted a bit when laughing out loud!  This pic in my head is priceless!  Thanks for the laugh.  I really needed it!
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  • Fallon621Fallon621

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    LMFAO!!!! HAHA I snorted a bit when laughing out loud!  This pic in my head is priceless!  Thanks for the laugh.  I really needed it!

    Why does it say that Autumn posted this? It was me.  very odd!

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    DS Born 9/29/2005 via c-section (breech)
    BFP #3 3/7/11 - EDD 11/17/11
    Betas: @14dpo-182 @18dpo-854!! @21dpo-3124!!!
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  • GaberinosGaberinos
    Thanks for sharing! Your story gave me a giggle :) That totally sounds like something I would do.
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  • LilMaggsLilMaggs member

    imagetmhdmh:
    LOL! this is hilarious! im just picturing you with your pants around your ankles and an opk hanging out of your month! LMAO

    This!  I just had Sobe come out my nose from laughing so hard. 

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