You know when you're TTC when... {I wanted to add one}

CashewsMommy · January 2011

... you forgot to brush your teeth before you FWP with your DH at night. So instead of getting up after you're done, in fear that the spearmies may come out (even though you that this wont happen to the good ones) you decide to skip brushing your teeth that night.

Did you think of anything else you'd want to add?

You can see the list we already formed here: https://ttcalblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/you-know-youre-ttc-when.html

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HadleyS · January 2011

My creativity is out the window, but I did read your original post and got some good laughs! I really enjoyed that thread, thank you CashewsMommy

Pachita · January 2011

You know you're TTC when DH can't get it up on what you think is your most fertile day. You give him some slack bc we BD the last three days in a row. Then I checked my chart and noticed that the longest sex streak since I began charting in May was three days in a row. In order for him not to feel bad, I mentioned this to him and showed him the charts. The competitive nature in him wanted to break that record and lo and behold, we BD last night! That's 4 days in a row! The things men and women do to TTC!

EclairAngst · January 2011

Pachita:

You know you're TTC when DH can't get it up on what you think is your most fertile day. You give him some slack bc we BD the last three days in a row. Then I checked my chart and noticed that the longest sex streak since I began charting in May was three days in a row. In order for him not to feel bad, I mentioned this to him and showed him the charts. The competitive nature in him wanted to break that record and lo and behold, we BD last night! That's 4 days in a row! The things men and women do to TTC!

Yes I might have to try that sometime!

BabyTrippin · January 2011

...when the ultrasound tech knows you by name without even glancing at your chart.

...when your whole day's mood hinges on the size of your follicles.

...when you start to wonder if you'll ever wake up from this twisted nightmare.

twistedmetal · January 2011

BabyTrippin:
...when you start to wonder if you'll ever wake up from this twisted nightmare.

bad me.....bad, bad me...*slaps wrist*

you know you are ttc when you can tell your husband when, in the entire next 30 days, he will be gettin some.....because only when ttc can you foresee your "mood" 25 days out...

VeilSdeGTO · January 2011

You hold your pee til it hurts because it hasn't been 4 hours.

You tell DH to set his own alarm quietly on his side of the bed because he's getting up early and it'll mess with your temp time.

You tell him you'll BD in an hour because you guys BD'd yesterday and it hasn't been 24 hours yet.

DH can read the darkness of the pink lines on OPK's better than you can.

DH starts to make plans based off of fwp week.

You're at the grocery store (or any store) and you already know which aisle the HPT's and OPK's are.

You pee on your hands/pants/floor when piac/poas and it doesn't even phase you, or inversely, you have direct aim when you piac/poas at 4am with your eyes closed and still half asleep.

iggy.d · January 2011

CashewsMommy:
You can see the list we already formed here: https://ttcalblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/you-know-youre-ttc-when.html

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Thanks for this! I needed a good giggle and this was it. Wink

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