Parenting after a Loss

Well, THAT was embarrassing:)

so I just met with a builder regarding our potentially adding a great room and 2 new bedrooms for Harper and The Sequel to our house (which, btw, is not at 212 N Water St, Salem IN as posted by our friend, this a.m.... THAT is my office.... located adjacent to the police department which holds about 20 local cops who sent me flowers when my last baby died... so If someone wants to mess with me there, that's cool.  I'm sure I can arrange for a police escort to somewhere else.  Also, it surely takes an einstein to find me... I mean my last name is Bartanen... and well there are 12 of those in the country... oh, and I'm a lawyer.  I'm easy to find... and am cool with that... just dont try to teach me a lesson or tell me that I should be shocked by that.  I'm cool with being found.  I thrive on it:)  But dont try to scare my friends either... cause that just makes you a creepy cyber bully). 

Anywho Mr. Builder gets there... we go in the yard... and my puggle, Elton, more mentally slow creature that he is... keeps bringing the builder a dirty sock he has taken into the yard (elton, not the builder)... I keep pulling it away and try to have a normal conversation.

The we walk through my trainwreck of a house... I'm pregnant... am sick... oh, and have a BABY.... and I am totally embarrassed... THEN the topper.  We walk past the bathroom...

Elton... has come in and shredded a poopy baby diaper EVERYWHERE.... and is sitting in the middle, covered in pampers gel and baby poop.... just chewing on a poop like it is candyEmbarrassed

Ummmmm, Mr. Builder, please don't increase the quote because our house LOOKS crazy... because it IS crazy... but I'll bring you lemonade and snackys when you are working there:) (and my babies are super cute and need rooms that get heat and stuff:)

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  • *giggles* sounds just like my dog...
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  • oh Alice you amuse me!!! perhaps Elton has found a new friend!!!
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  • LMAO! I'm surprised my dogs have never shown interest in poopy dipes. The one dog will eat her own poop, but evidently not baby poop? Strange animals!
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  • Bwahaha, good going puggle.

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  • OMG. That sounds like a scene out of a movie! How embarrassing!
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  • Oh No that sounds embarrassing .. Ahhhh 
    If he has kids he understands
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  • Dang... that's rough.

    And um... HOLY CRAP!!! PREGNANT?!?!? ::CLAPS & JUMPS UP AND DOWN::

    Congrats, sorry I have been suck a slacker and am just now figuring this out.

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  • Love. :-)
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  • Sorry you were embarrassed, but this post was HI-larious!! :)

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