Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

shortstuff15

I just picked up a piano student with the name Kesslyn.  It's not a horrible name, just a name I've never heard before.  I haven't met her yet, so time will tell whether she matches the name or not.

shellybird101

In the local paper the other day... Baby Boy born to Daniel and Lisa ______, Gauge Daniel.  Proud brothers Remington Allen and Hunter Lee. I'm glad their last name was not Gunn or something like that.  Some people need to think before they name their children.

ashb123

A couple from TV named their daughter Jayne Lorayne...

mlf625

I posted about this last night (sorry, I was just too taken aback to wait)...

Xxaxx

For.  Freaking.  Real. 

about*that

I had a patient a few weeks ago named Sanisizah.  Obviously pronounced "Sanisha". 

alliejo725

On FB: a new baby girl named Jersey.

snowinlv

Sinznianah (perhaps the first n isn't there. I have only heard it spoken a few times and saw it written briefly so couldn't get the exact spelling) is a little girl in DDs new class. I actually met her at the park this summer and heard her name but didn't think I heard it right. Unfortunately, I did.

braveangel2

shellybird101:

In the local paper the other day... Baby Boy born to Daniel and Lisa ______, Gauge Daniel.  Proud brothers Remington Allen and Hunter Lee. I'm glad their last name was not Gunn or something like that.  Some people need to think before they name their children.

Gauge, like I'm going to gauge your eyes out? WTF

braveangel2

alliejo725:

On FB: a new baby girl named Jersey.

It's an epidemic! There was a Jersey born in our local hospital too. I don't get it, and worse, I want to make a mad cow disease joke.

shellybird101

Gauge- as in 12 gauge gun I guess.  Must be big hunters or big into shooting and guns.

ces25c

braveangel2:

shellybird101:

In the local paper the other day... Baby Boy born to Daniel and Lisa ______, Gauge Daniel.  Proud brothers Remington Allen and Hunter Lee. I'm glad their last name was not Gunn or something like that.  Some people need to think before they name their children.

Gauge, like I'm going to gauge your eyes out? WTF

LOL.  I'm hoping it's pronounced Gage not Gowj.  I don't think it's a terrible name if it's spelled Gage.

Their other potential boy names included Gunner, Scout, Colt, Buck, Fisher and Winchester.

braveangel2

mj.reilly:

Chandler's latest names:

Brynlee Rayelle

Ace

Ariza Angel

Dayanna 

Jazmyne Jay

Nakylah Anndie and Malyah Dallas

CJ (no full name)

My name has been sullied by Chandler!

Budnotes

Nothing can be worse than UK Chef Jamie Oliver who named his newest kid Buddy Bear Maurice - sibling to Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom.  Really??  What were these people thinking???  Oh, I stand corrected, the obviously WEREN'T thinking!

cozylittlecave

Budnotes:

Nothing can be worse than UK Chef Jamie Oliver who named his newest kid Buddy Bear Maurice - sibling to Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom.  Really??  What were these people thinking???  Oh, I stand corrected, the obviously WEREN'T thinking!

The sibling first names alone aren't that odd for the UK at all. The middles are the problems there. And I don't know WHAT happened with poor little 'Buddy Bear.' Poor little dude... 

Mrs.Leah.Maria

shellybird101:

In the local paper the other day... Baby Boy born to Daniel and Lisa ______, Gauge Daniel.  Proud brothers Remington Allen and Hunter Lee. I'm glad their last name was not Gunn or something like that.  Some people need to think before they name their children.

This made my night. I'm afraid to tell my Dad for fear that he'll forever be disappointed in our name chioces.