There must not be much to report today...

daphne814

The news is really stretching for stories.  I've already heard a full report about how to avoid injuries when popping a champagne cork.  No joke.  

And just now, they reported on the dilemma of the NYE glasses.  Did you know that this is the first year since 1991 that there haven't been 2 00's in the middle of the year?  What on earth will we do??!!

shall923

Our local news is going to report on the biggest stories of the past year. No news is good news.

alsbablon

I got a CNN breaking news email about 3 deaths in Arkansas....that is the only "real" news I've heard aside from them freaking about all the wacky weather....

daphne814

shall923:

No news is good news.

This is very true! 

erpetdoc

Here... the biggest news story is about the bulls that got loose elsewhere in the county and caused some property damage. Yes, I am serious...farm animals on the loose.

lkstor

jkclosso:

The news is really stretching for stories.  I've already heard a full report about how to avoid injuries when popping a champagne cork.  No joke.  

And just now, they reported on the dilemma of the NYE glasses.  Did you know that this is the first year since 1991 that there haven't been 2 00's in the middle of the year?  What on earth will we do??!!

This is fascinating stuff! Thanks for posting

MelissaAB5579

Our news is about the tornado that went through Missouri today...

daphne814

MelissaAB5579:

Our news is about the tornado that went through Missouri today...

See, now that's news...do these channels think that people in other parts of the country don't need to know about these things?  Now the news is reporting on robots teaching in classrooms.  Come. On.

daphne814

lkstor:

jkclosso:

The news is really stretching for stories.  I've already heard a full report about how to avoid injuries when popping a champagne cork.  No joke.  

And just now, they reported on the dilemma of the NYE glasses.  Did you know that this is the first year since 1991 that there haven't been 2 00's in the middle of the year?  What on earth will we do??!!

This is fascinating stuff! Thanks for posting

YW.  I figured you all would NEED this info.  The latest report?  A large grand piano that was built in Poland.  I couldn't make this stuff up.  If it weren't NYE, I would say this channel is pulling some sort of April Fools joke on us.