a long assboostyourpostcountsurvey.

J+MS

This might take a while. For you SAHM, make sure the behbeh is sleeping before attempting this one:

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Do you like to use post-it notes?

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

Do you have freckles?

Do you always smile for pictures?

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Have you ever peed in the woods?

What about pooped in the woods?

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

Do you chew your pens and pencils?

How many people have you slept with this week?

What size is your bed?

What is your Song of the week?

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Do you still watch cartoons?

Whats your least favorite movie?

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

What do you drink with dinner?

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

What is your favorite food?

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Can you change the oil on a car?

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Ran out of gas?

Favorite kind of sandwich?

Best thing to eat for breakfast?

What is your usual bedtime?

Are you lazy?

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

What is your Chinese astrological sign?

How many languages can you speak?

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Are you stubborn?

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

Ever watch soap operas?

Afraid of heights?

Sing in the car?

Dance in the shower?

Dance in the car?

Ever used a gun?

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Is Christmas stressful?

Ever eat a pierogi?

Favorite type of fruit pie?

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Take a vitamin daily?

Wear slippers?

Wear a bath robe?

What do you wear to bed?

First concert?

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Nike or Adidas?

Cheetos Or Fritos?

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Ever take dance lessons?

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Can you curl your tongue?

Ever won a spelling bee?

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Own any record albums?

Own a record player?

Regularly burn incense?

Ever been in love?

Who would you like to see in concert?

What was the last concert you saw?

Hot tea or cold tea?

Tea or coffee?

Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Can you swim well?

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Are you patient?

DJ or band, at a wedding?

Ever won a contest?

Ever have plastic surgery?

Which are better black or green olives?

Can you knit or crochet?

Best room for a fireplace?

Do you want to get married?

If married, how long have you been married?

Who was your HS crush?

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Do you have kids?

Do you want kids?

Whats your favorite color?

Do you miss anyone right now?

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?

 

MissNikki007

Holy shiit.

J+MS

cmon, nikki, you can do it!!!

MissNikki007

J+MS:

cmon, nikki, you can do it!!!

My work computer is slow as hell, but I will attempt...after I get back from lunch.

CherryStarburst

Wtf?!

lindathornton

wow. you um, win at being good at posting on the bump. too bad you didnt put this much effort into being a mother.

jessakris

This will take me all day. I am at work and bored to tears, so GOOD!

1. Closet doors open or closed - Closed. My closet is in the hall though. DH's is in the bedroom.

J+MS

ouraddress7:

Wtf?!

Its only 100 questions? LOL

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J+MS

lindathornton:

wow. you um, win at being good at posting on the bump. too bad you didnt put this much effort into being a mother.

wow um, I copied and pasted it, so it took all of LIKE 5 seconds. fuckface.

jessakris

2. Nope. I never stay at hotels that have good quality shampoo and conditioner.

hermione76

you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed 

lindathornton

J+MS:

lindathornton:

wow. you um, win at being good at posting on the bump. too bad you didnt put this much effort into being a mother.

wow um, I copied and pasted it, so it took all of LIKE 5 seconds. fuckface.

 

wow um i was talking about you thinking "post count" is something to be proud of. Get your priorities straight.

jessakris

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

In at the end. Out on the sides.

KaramelSutra

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

closed

jessakris

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Nope.

jessakris

Do you like to use post-it notes?

Not really. I make myself reminders on my phone. At work, it's easier to use a notebook to write stuff down.

NoCode10

Oooo this should be fun.

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed

jessakris

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

This is what usually happens when I clip coupons. Unless they're formula coupons. Those things are GOLD.

KaramelSutra

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

certainly do

jamiemsmith

Holy Eff...

This is your best work yet!!! 

JDO

Wondering if I can get to silver before naptime is over...

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. I don't care either way, but DH needs to have them closed or he freaks out. 

uluvfranke

J+MS:

lindathornton:

wow. you um, win at being good at posting on the bump. too bad you didnt put this much effort into being a mother.

wow um, I copied and pasted it, so it took all of LIKE 5 seconds. fuckface.

I swear to you, I almost shat myself laughing so hard. I love you J+MS. I cant help it.Today you are my bump crush. I have to admit I have several. HAH

Aubrianarose

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
Open but only because my closet is a walk in attached to my bathroom... but I sleep with the bathroom door closed.

JDO

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yep. And I save them for next time I travel in case the place I stay that time doesn't have them. I hate packing full sized bottles.

KaramelSutra

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

only a fitted sheet and comforter

jessakris

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

Big bear. I would think death would come quicker and pain would be more isolated to one place, rather than dying slowly and stinging all over my body.

JDO

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I have to tuck the bottom corner in on my side or else DH steals the sheets. Only the bottom corner though, everything else is out.

uluvfranke

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed!

KaramelSutra

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

yep

Aubrianarose

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Only if its the good stuff

NoCode10

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Nope lol

jessakris

Do you have freckles?

Not so much on my face, but all over my arms.

NoCode10

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

out

KaramelSutra

Do you like to use post-it notes?

sometimes, i'm impartial

Aubrianarose

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

In. DH is a freak about this

JDO

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No

NoCode10

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No but I know someone who has stolen 2 of them.

NoCode10

Do you like to use post-it notes?

YES! They were such a lifesaver during pregnancy when I was forgetting everything.

Aubrianarose

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

no... who does this?!

Do you like to use post-it notes?

I have a post it note program on my comp so I use that all the time. Copy and paste! plus I write my grocery lists on post its... so yes.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

I save them and then throw them away MONTHS later when the expire lol

LinnyAnne10

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
open.. so I can see the monstersDo you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?uh doesn't everyone? Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?at the foot of the bed they are tucked in Have you ever stolen a street sign before?no, but i have stolen a traffic cone! Do you like to use post-it notes?
all the time!!Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
yup!Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
uh neitherDo you have freckles?yes, and i have one that i named cause it's special Do you always smile for pictures?
no, not alwaysWhat is your biggest pet peeve?
having a picture taken of me, rather be behind the pictureDo you ever count your steps when you walk?
no, but i count the stairsHave you ever peed in the woods?
yes, yes i have. What about pooped in the woods?
... yes...Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
all the time..(theres music in my head)Do you chew your pens and pencils?
yupHow many people have you slept with this week?like sleep sleep? or sexy sleep? sexy sleep no one.. sleep sleep, still no one What size is your bed?
queenWhat is your Song of the week?
I'll be home for christmasIs it okay for guys to wear pink?
yesDo you still watch cartoons?
yesWhats your least favorite movie?
johnson's family vactionWhere would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in my backyardWhat do you drink with dinner?
popWhat do you dip a chicken nugget in?
ketchupWhat is your favorite food?
ice creamWhat movies could you watch over and over and still love?
wind, and christmas moviesLast person you kissed/kissed you?
my husbandWere you ever a boy/girl scout?
yesWould you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
no.. for hubby yesWhen was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
last week to hubbyCan you change the oil on a car?
yes, yes i canEver gotten a speeding ticket?
yup! 55 in a 35Ran out of gas?
yes on my motorcycle.. not fun pushing that 4 miles to the gas stationFavorite kind of sandwich?
hamBest thing to eat for breakfast?
crispexWhat is your usual bedtime?
11pmAre you lazy?
sometimesWhen you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
unicornWhat is your Chinese astrological sign?
OXHow many languages can you speak?
oneDo you have any magazine subscriptions?
noWhich are better legos or lincoln logs?
lincoln logsAre you stubborn?
yesWho is better...Leno or Letterman?
lettermanEver watch soap operas?
nopeAfraid of heights?
nopeSing in the car?
of courseDance in the shower?
of course.. and fell on  my @$$Dance in the car?
yes,Ever used a gun?
yupLast time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
two months ago for ds newborn pixDo you think musicals are cheesy?
nope. i love themIs Christmas stressful?
noEver eat a pierogi?
eat what?Favorite type of fruit pie?
appleOccupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
coast guard, cop, vet, park rangerDo you believe in ghosts?
yesEver have a Deja-vu feeling?
all the timeTake a vitamin daily?
yesWear slippers?
yesWear a bath robe?
noWhat do you wear to bed?
pj pants and nursing tankFirst concert?keith urban Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
all threeNike or Adidas?
nikeCheetos Or Fritos?fritos Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
sunflower seedsEver hear of the group Tres Bien?
noEver take dance lessons?
noIs there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
noCan you curl your tongue?
yesEver won a spelling bee?
no (i suck at spelling)Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yesOwn any record albums?
noOwn a record player?
noRegularly burn incense?
noEver been in love?
yesWho would you like to see in concert?
toby keithWhat was the last concert you saw?
don't remeberHot tea or cold tea?
ew neitherTea or coffee?
again ewSugar or snickerdoodles?
snickerdoodlesCan you swim well?
yesCan you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yesAre you patient?
noDJ or band, at a wedding?
djEver won a contest?
yesEver have plastic surgery?
noWhich are better black or green olives?
ewCan you knit or crochet?
crochetBest room for a fireplace?
family roomDo you want to get married?
yes(i already married)If married, how long have you been married?
2 years and 2 monthsWho was your HS crush?
loganDo you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
noDo you have kids?
yesDo you want kids?yes Whats your favorite color?blue Do you miss anyone right now?
yes, my husband. he is deployed

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?

no