"You can have your toes in a minute!"

blueLu25

I just yelled this at my son while struggling through a diaper change.

What are some random things you have said to your LO lately? 

Vonita

After DD choked, "Please don't swallow your fingers"

pinktulips

"You don't have something in your butt, you have a wedgie."

~Lynchie~

"Holden stop! dont grab Mama's nipple, its not funny!"

JRS72206

"Stop licking Mr. Potato Head!"

tusshie2004

"Amari stop pinching Mommy's nipple! That hurt's Mommy!" 

keri1013

"Don't put your face on the keyboard."

Brynnie2010

"Here, eat Cool Runnings."

doublem

"Eating is your only real job.  Don't fall asleep on the job!"

Maddimom

To my nephew: "Do not try to bite aunties butt that is not normal" 

Zista

"Is that the best hand you've eaten all day?  Oh yes, momma, it's DELICIOUS."

MrsEditorJax

"You don't need to grab my butt!"

Brynnie2010

And one from about an hour ago..... "You don't eat that end of a spoon!"

iHeartHimMore

"Take the monkey out of your diaper. The duck too."

MrsH_08

These are awesome!

StellaZ

Grady's got a ba-na-na
Grady's got a ba-na-na
What does he need to doooo?
But ....chew...chew....chew

(to the tune of "Janie's Got a Gun" during breakfast this morning)