I hopped onto Amazon to check out their cyber week deals.
This one popped up.

That's right. Duct tape. It's on sale.
There is a waitlist to buy it. A WAITLIST. It's mutha effing duct tape. Something you can get at the grocery store.
This had better be some magical duct tape or something. Otherwise people who are on a waiting list to buy duct tape are crazy.


Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Re: People are crazy.
Oh did yall want some?
I bought it all up this morning knowing my In-laws were coming for christmas.