By the power vested in me by...absolutely no one, I am resurrecting the TTCAL6+ Barren Busted Bitter _Bitches' Poetry Slam!
Let's keep it short and sweet. A cinquain:
A cinquain has five lines.
Line 1 is one word (the title)
Line 2 is two words that describe the title.
Line 3 is three words that tell the action
Line 4 is four words that express the feeling
Line 5 is one word that recalls the title
The theme: the holidays. Whichever ones you celebrate or choose to boycott until your ute is occupied.
This challenge is open to anyone on TTCAL6+, lurkers and lookie-loos from TTCAL, and all TTCAL grads, and your participation is strongly encouraged. Let the fun begin!!!
Re: Let's liven this joint up!!!!! (POETRY CHALLENGE ment'd)
I'll get the ball rolling.
Merrymaking
Is bullshit.
I dropkick elves.
Over my dead body,
Christmas.
MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
BFP #4 5/8/11
BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
Misletoe
you blow
no kissing here
I'll hibernate like bears
Christmas
MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
BFP #4 5/8/11
BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
I'm not very creative, but I'll give it a whirl.
Candycanes
Not tasty.
Make me vomit.
I'll take liquor instead.
Christmas.Joyful
Not me
Christmas sucks balls
With my empty arms,
Joyless.
BFP 12/18/2009. HB 1/4/2010. NO HB 1/18/2010. D&C 1/19/2010
April 2011 IUI #1 BFN. High FSH and other issues.
May 2011 Chose to build our family through adoption
September 2011 Actively waiting for a match
11/26/11 Surprise BFP * DD born 7/23/12
Yuletide
Festive Decorations
Breaks my Heart
Santa Brought Me Jack
Cheers
Dear
Santa, This
Year I wish
My TTCAL girls gifts
of the uterine, sticky baby
Kind
[Edited b/c I apparently can't read directions]
Eggnog
Is foul.
Suitable for toasting
My misery-inducing, sh!tty
Ovaries.
Baby Boy Smudgie born 10/4/11
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MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
BFP #4 5/8/11
BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
::dead::
Christmas
not merry
no baby here
maybe not next year
bah-humbug
Holidays?
Bah Humbug
Husband, babies, gone
I'll just get drunk
Chris-smashed.
December
Sh!tty month
Empty, sad, cold
Baby should be here.
Hell
Christmas
Conspires with AF
To kick me in the uterus
Just to remind me it's empty
Hopeless
Thanksgiving
Gluttonfest 2010
Watch FH Christmercials
Choke on a wishbone
Fatasses
MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
BFP #4 5/8/11
BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
Santa
Wish Granter
Bring TTCAL6+ BFP's,
Hope, Sticky dust, and
Jigglebellies
And, lest you think I've forgotten the suck...
Jolly
Feigned happiness
Crying in bathrooms
Lonely amidst the celebration
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Airplanes
Holiday travel
Screaming babies ahoy
Too many Fertile Hos
Jaded
**inspired by my flight yesterday evening in which I counted no less than 7 familes who had 3+ kids, all under the age of 6. Damn fertiles who make reproduction look easy.
BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12
New
Years, Boo.
I will kidnap
That sweet New Years
Baby.
All
I Want
This Christmas is
The Clear Blue Chick
Dead
Christmas
Bah Humbug
Kiss my ass
I need a drink.
Drunk!
* PG #1 2/26/09: mm/c 4/14/09 at 10w4d | PG #2 8/5/09: mm/c 9/29/09 at 11w3d (boy) *
* CP's 4/14/10, 9/1/10, 4/19/11, 5/24/11, 10/14/13, 11/16/13 *
* Ectopic 1/17/14 - nothing on u/s at 6w4d *
* PG #7 BFP 12/21/11 - DD born 8/31/12 *
* DH Dx'd with balanced translocation in 2011 *
Holidays
Prime Opportunity
for Bragging FHs
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