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Let's liven this joint up!!!!! (POETRY CHALLENGE ment'd)

By the power vested in me by...absolutely no one, I am resurrecting the TTCAL6+ Barren Busted Bitter _Bitches' Poetry Slam!

Let's keep it short and sweet. A cinquain:

A cinquain has five lines.
Line 1 is one word (the title)
Line 2 is two words that describe the title.
Line 3 is three words that tell the action
Line 4 is four words that express the feeling

Line 5 is one word that recalls the title 

 

The theme: the holidays. Whichever ones you celebrate or choose to boycott until your ute is occupied.

This challenge is open to anyone on TTCAL6+, lurkers and lookie-loos from TTCAL, and all TTCAL grads, and your participation is strongly encouraged. Let the fun begin!!!

Re: Let's liven this joint up!!!!! (POETRY CHALLENGE ment'd)

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    I'll get the ball rolling.

     

    Merrymaking

    Is bullshit.

    I dropkick elves.

    Over my dead body,

    Christmas. 

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    I'll get the ball rolling.

     

    Merrymaking

    Is bullshit.

    I dropkick elves.

    Over my dead body,

    Christmas. 

    Yes  ok I am putting on my thinking cap although not very good at this...I'll be back
    Hold On ....Michael Buble
    MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    BabyFruit Ticker
    Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
    BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
    BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
    BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
    BFP #4 5/8/11
    BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
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    Misletoe

    you blow

    no kissing here

    I'll hibernate like bears

    Christmas

    Hold On ....Michael Buble
    MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    BabyFruit Ticker
    Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
    BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
    BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
    BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
    BFP #4 5/8/11
    BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
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    I'm not very creative, but I'll give it a whirl.

    Candycanes

    Not tasty.

    Make me vomit.

    I'll take liquor instead.

    Christmas. 
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    Joyful

    Not me

    Christmas sucks balls

    With my empty arms,

    Joyless.


    BFP 12/18/2009. HB 1/4/2010. NO HB 1/18/2010. D&C 1/19/2010
    April 2011 IUI #1 BFN. High FSH and other issues.
    May 2011 Chose to build our family through adoption
    September 2011 Actively waiting for a match
    11/26/11 Surprise BFP * DD born 7/23/12 Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
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    Yuletide

    Festive Decorations

    Breaks my Heart

    Santa Brought Me Jack

    Cheers

     

     

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    Dear

    Santa, This

    Year I wish

    My TTCAL girls gifts

    of the uterine, sticky baby

    Kind 

    [Edited b/c I apparently can't read directions]

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    4 early losses 2009, 2010, 2015.  Baby #1 born 2/13/11.  
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    Eggnog

    Is foul.

    Suitable for toasting

    My misery-inducing, sh!tty

    Ovaries.

    BFP #1 10/17/09: missed m/c at 7 weeks; BFP #2 10/22/10: chemical pregnancy; BFP #3: 1/28/11

    Baby Boy Smudgie born 10/4/11

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    Dear

    Santa, this

    Year I wish 

    My ladies gifts

    of the uterine

    Kind 

     

    Yes
    Hold On ....Michael Buble
    MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    BabyFruit Ticker
    Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
    BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
    BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
    BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
    BFP #4 5/8/11
    BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
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    Eggnog

    Is foul.

    Suitable for toasting

    My misery-inducing, sh!tty

    Ovaries.

    ::dead:: 

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    Christmas

    not merry

    no baby here

    maybe not next year

    bah-humbug

     

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    Holidays?

    Bah Humbug

    Husband, babies, gone

    I'll just get drunk

    Chris-smashed. 

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    December

    Sh!tty month

    Empty, sad, cold

    Baby should be here.

    Hell

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    Christmas

    Conspires with AF

    To kick me in the uterus

    Just to remind me it's empty

    Hopeless

    BFP #1: 5/3/10 Natural MC: 5/11/10 BFP #2: 3/24/11 C/p: 3/29/11 BFP #3: 5/17/11 C/P: 5/20/11 BFP #4: 11/13/11 Daisypath Anniversary tickersImage and video hosting by TinyPic imageImage and video hosting by TinyPic ~*~Congrats to my TTCAL buddies toshbosh233 & clairenmonique, EDDs 4/2011; bekahjen, EDD 5/2011; MCH77, EDD 7/2011; HokieMomma, EDD 8/2011; shanna82, EDD 9/2011; Rachel4127, EDD 10/2011~*~
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    Thanksgiving

    Gluttonfest 2010

    Watch FH Christmercials

    Choke on a wishbone

    Fatasses

     

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    Thanksgiving

    Gluttonfest 2010

    Watch FH Christmercials

    Choke on a wishbone

    Fatasses

     

    Yes
    Hold On ....Michael Buble
    MTHFR 2 copies of C677t mutation homozygous 2/2010
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    BabyFruit Ticker
    Baby A born via c-section 1/10/12 @38w3d
    BFP #1 11/4/09 m/c 4w3d baby crab
    BFP #2 12/4/09 m/c 9w3d baby lion
    BFP #3 7/1/10 m/c 4w1d baby fish
    BFP #4 5/8/11
    BFP #5 8/17/12 10dpo beta 7
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    Santa
    Bite me
    Elves kiss it
    The holiday's effing blow
    ChristmASS
     
     
    And for extra credit, a non-holiday cinquain.
     
    Fertile
    Not I
    Suck it universe
    Why can't we multiply
    Bitter
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    Santa

    Wish Granter

    Bring TTCAL6+ BFP's,

    Hope, Sticky dust, and

    Jigglebellies

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    And, lest you think I've forgotten the suck...

    Jolly

    Feigned happiness

    Crying in bathrooms

    Lonely amidst the celebration

    Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

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    Airplanes

    Holiday travel

    Screaming babies ahoy

    Too many Fertile Hos

    Jaded

    **inspired by my flight yesterday evening in which I counted no less than 7 familes who had 3+ kids, all under the age of 6. Damn fertiles who make reproduction look easy.


    BFP #1 via IUI ~ L (Fatal Birth Defect) 4/7/10
    BFP #2 via IUI ~ m/c
    BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
    BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12
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    New
    Years, Boo.
    I will kidnap
    That sweet New Years
    Baby.

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    All

    I Want

    This Christmas is

    The Clear Blue Chick

    Dead

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    Christmas

    Bah Humbug

    Kiss my ass

    I need a drink.

    Drunk!

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    * PG #1 2/26/09: mm/c 4/14/09 at 10w4d | PG #2 8/5/09: mm/c 9/29/09 at 11w3d (boy) * 
    * CP's 4/14/10, 9/1/10, 4/19/11, 5/24/11, 10/14/13, 11/16/13 *
    * Ectopic 1/17/14 - nothing on u/s at 6w4d * 
    * PG #7 BFP 12/21/11 - DD born 8/31/12 * 
    * DH Dx'd with balanced translocation in 2011 *


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    Holidays

    Prime Opportunity

    for Bragging FHs

    Posting 6,000 Smug Photos

    Facebook

    BFP#1 10/19/09, m/c 12/5/09, BFP#2 2/03/12, m/c 2/12/12, BFP#3 3/18/13, LO born 11/22/13

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