Ok, so we like silly DH stories and gas stories, right? Have two cute ones to share:
1.The pregnancy stupids: I was in bed first one night (big surprise) and DH comes in and sniffs the air. He asks "did you fart?" and I reply "maybe." He says "you can't just maybe fart, either you did or your didn't." I said "I can't remember if I farted or not, so yes, I maybe farted."
2. I was mashing up a newly hard boiled egg in the kitchen as I was making my lunch one morning. DH comes in and puckers his face up and says "ewwww, did you fart?" and I say "no silly, it's just the egg I'm mashing" and he says "good, cuz if that was you, there's something wrong with you."