May 2011 Moms
Re: Dearest May Mommas
Ok, so we like silly DH stories and gas stories, right? Have two cute ones to share:
1.The pregnancy stupids: I was in bed first one night (big surprise) and DH comes in and sniffs the air. He asks "did you fart?" and I reply "maybe." He says "you can't just maybe fart, either you did or your didn't." I said "I can't remember if I farted or not, so yes, I maybe farted."
2. I was mashing up a newly hard boiled egg in the kitchen as I was making my lunch one morning. DH comes in and puckers his face up and says "ewwww, did you fart?" and I say "no silly, it's just the egg I'm mashing" and he says "good, cuz if that was you, there's something wrong with you."
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Re: Re: Dearest May Mommas
Haha that made me laugh out loud.
A couple weeks ago I was getting hit with a lot of gas. No one was in the room, so I did what I had to do. Then of course DH comes in and sits down. Immediately I felt a little bad....then he looks at me "Were you eating eggs or something?"
I almost died laughing but said "Nope." and he goes "oh, ok." Hey, I didn't lie!
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hahahahaha! Those were great!!
Poor DH comes up to cuddle me one night and I had just farted and he had to leave the room. It was awful. I didn't have to smell it because I was laughing too hard to breathe through my nose!! lol.
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Hahaha!!! That's great
Before I'd started my prenatal vitamins I was extremelyyy gassy! DH had to leave the room several times... and by room I mean;our bedroom, the living room/dining room/kitchen (yep I cleared out 3 rooms with one go!)