~ let's talk the funny things ~

Liss_37

inspired by vuja's post, it got me thinking of the funny things we do sometimes.

what are the funny things you do sometimes? 

copied from my confessions thread: dh tells me i have to 'cut' my farts if i have to fart while walking. this involves doing a karate chop motion at my butt after said incident :P

DH and I always have a tendency of repeating Seinfield phrases to each other. mainly, the "ohh no.. my frankfurter.." when something happens  

 you?

slmcronelaw

I do this too, but with the show Friends...DH hates it because he never got into Friends!!

Vuja_de

I frequently (and randomly) quote my 2 all time favorite movies Dumb & Dumber and Billy Madison. When H and I are in an argument I usually stop the madness by saying "The Penguin did it.. didn't he? Ohh silly Penguin you think you can run around here all willy nilly"

I cropdust (as mentioned) definition: walking while farting leaving the smell behind for someone else.

 

mrsfox1369

I quote everything funny. We watched Grown Ups the other night and someone said "what is that? it sounds like owls having sex" and I've been saying it every chance I get.. including right in the middle of sexy time There was also a movie where the guy was having sex with a girl and she kept saying "Hi" during it very casually.. yeah I'll do that too.

I dance in cars. Badly. I'm an awful dancer and I don't care if anyone is watching I just break out in a crazy full on dance [of course only when I'm the passenger] DH HATES this because people will point and laugh but it's all fun for me.

When my old friend lived here we would do 'beached whale' in random stores. Basically we'd get down on the groud and act like a beached whale making whale like noises. No one ever wanted to go grocery shopping with us because we'd embarress them.

That's just a couple.. I won't tell you all of them so I don't totally embarress myself.

BethD76

DH have our own language of inside jokes etc. We quote Seinfeld and Friday all of the time.

I embarrass myself because I can think of something really funny that happened a while back and laugh about. People give me the side eye for giggling, but I can't hold the laugh in.

Vuja_de

mrsfox1369:

I quote everything funny. We watched Grown Ups the other night and someone said "what is that? it sounds like owls having sex" and I've been saying it every chance I get.. including right in the middle of sexy time There was also a movie where the guy was having sex with a girl and she kept saying "Hi" during it very casually.. yeah I'll do that too.

I dance in cars. Badly. I'm an awful dancer and I don't care if anyone is watching I just break out in a crazy full on dance [of course only when I'm the passenger] DH HATES this because people will point and laugh but it's all fun for me.

When my old friend lived here we would do 'beached whale' in random stores. Basically we'd get down on the groud and act like a beached whale making whale like noises. No one ever wanted to go grocery shopping with us because we'd embarress them.

That's just a couple.. I won't tell you all of them so I don't totally embarress myself.

I am pretty sure I have a crush on you. I live to embarass my friends and family, I also dance like a freak in the car.. Have you seen Dumb & Dumber? The part where Lloyd is moving his arms going "whoosh whoosh whoosh, it feels like I am running at an incredible rate of speed" yeah- i totally do that ALL OF THE TIME.

mrsfox1369

Vuja_de:

mrsfox1369:

I quote everything funny. We watched Grown Ups the other night and someone said "what is that? it sounds like owls having sex" and I've been saying it every chance I get.. including right in the middle of sexy time There was also a movie where the guy was having sex with a girl and she kept saying "Hi" during it very casually.. yeah I'll do that too.

I dance in cars. Badly. I'm an awful dancer and I don't care if anyone is watching I just break out in a crazy full on dance [of course only when I'm the passenger] DH HATES this because people will point and laugh but it's all fun for me.

When my old friend lived here we would do 'beached whale' in random stores. Basically we'd get down on the groud and act like a beached whale making whale like noises. No one ever wanted to go grocery shopping with us because we'd embarress them.

That's just a couple.. I won't tell you all of them so I don't totally embarress myself.

I am pretty sure I have a crush on you. I live to embarass my friends and family, I also dance like a freak in the car.. Have you seen Dumb & Dumber? The part where Lloyd is moving his arms going "whoosh whoosh whoosh, it feels like I am running at an incredible rate of speed" yeah- i totally do that ALL OF THE TIME.

Yup I'm going to be doing that ALL day now

bakermommy10

mrsfox1369:

I quote everything funny. We watched Grown Ups the other night and someone said "what is that? it sounds like owls having sex" and I've been saying it every chance I get.. including right in the middle of sexy time There was also a movie where the guy was having sex with a girl and she kept saying "Hi" during it very casually.. yeah I'll do that too.

I dance in cars. Badly. I'm an awful dancer and I don't care if anyone is watching I just break out in a crazy full on dance [of course only when I'm the passenger] DH HATES this because people will point and laugh but it's all fun for me.

When my old friend lived here we would do 'beached whale' in random stores. Basically we'd get down on the groud and act like a beached whale making whale like noises. No one ever wanted to go grocery shopping with us because we'd embarress them.

That's just a couple.. I won't tell you all of them so I don't totally embarress myself.

This made me LMAO...oh my gosh, hilarious!

BrittKav

Your Frasier thing reminded me...DH & I tend to use phrases from Disney movies whenever they're relevant (and sometimes when they're not). 

Whenever someone says "noooo!" I'm always tempted to say "MURDERER!"

...From Lion King, in case you didn't catch that.