I don't know if anyone here has heard of the Bloggess, but she is hysterical! Here's an article she wrote about BFing -
https://thestir.cafemom.com/baby/110227/lesson_two_breastfeeding_will_kill
Here's her regular blog. It should keep the MoMs on bedrest entertained
Re: Funny: BFing will kill you or make you attractive to unicorns