Mr. Tomkat says I have "ninja ovaries"

Tomkat8403

We have ALL girls in our family. We thought for sure Lila was a boy, but lo and behold...girl parts. We're attempting to use Shettles this time for the hell of it.

Me: I don't feel like I'm ov'ing today. I hope we didn't screw up our timing.

DH: You better birth me and your Dad a boy woman...or else I'm leaving you.

Me: Maybe YOU don't have any boy sperm.

DH: Oh I have boy sperm. You just have ninja ovaries that kill them before they have a chance!

 

No, I don't know why he chose my ovaries to be the ninjas and not my uterus.

chels0120

HAHAHA That is too freakin funny!

BengalBelle

That is awesome.  Awesome.

B high fived my dad when we found out J had boy parts.  I'm still not really sure what that was all about.  And then my dad informed me that he already had a gun for J.  Psychos.  I hope your ninja parts keep protecting you from that kind of crazy.

macchiatto

LOL. That's a creative way to shirk responsibility for all those X chromosomes!

 

kiwi443

Love it. I'm sure you two have lots of interesting conversations .

FerreraRochermmm

Tell him it was his destiny to be surrounded by lovely ladies.