So about ViolentFlame...

heatherlane

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

haleymay18

You're rude.

Mrs. heatherrudelane.

 

heatherlane

haleymay18:

You're rude.

Mrs. heatherrudelane.

 

Actual, the lane is a middle name. So it would be Heather Lane Rude. And I wear the pants around here.

Imagine, haley, some people actually didn't TAKE HER QUESTION SERIOUSLY!

Kingsley420

what is everyone talking about? Drama on a preggy board?? Seriously?

BellaDella

I dunno, 

   Laurney seemed to genuinely be BSC, I don't see her being an intentional troll. ViolentFlame is apparently a genius, with an IQ of 160 who just honestly thinks she can stunt the growth of her child with pants. Someone point her in the direction of the closest MENSA meeting.  

kimthgrt

when one DOES possess such an genius level IQ, one tends to overthink things. Which could very well be Laurny's/Violetflamewhatever case. A simple BFP could actually mean something far beyond what us mere mortals think. Such as, the possibiltty of tight pants causing growth problems AND being able to feel a wiggly little sperm make its way inside a an egg.  just a guess....

VolatileFlame

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

heatherlane

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

I am not a moderater, so I can't delete the entire 1st Tri board.

This was in good fun, chic...didn't you admit in the other post that you knew the answer to your ? and just posted it to point out how ridiculous some people's ? are on here, but then backtracked and said we were rude for deciding whose ? is valid and whose is dumb?

Did I not read the same post as everyone else? I mean, I know I was just skimming because some of thos words and paragraphs were too big for me, but...

ivs112

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

She can't delete the board, she is not a Bump God. But I'm sure if you email BumpAnnie or someone they'll be happy to delete the entire board just for you.

Stellerbel

kimthgr8:

when one DOES possess such an genius level IQ, one tends to overthink things. Which could very well be Laurny's/Violetflamewhatever case. A simple BFP could actually mean something far beyond what us mere mortals think. Such as, the possibiltty of tight pants causing growth problems AND being able to feel a wiggly little sperm make its way inside a an egg.  just a guess....

 

Wait...you didn't feel the sperm touch the egg? I did.

reannegummer

heatherlane:

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

I am not a moderater, so I can't delete the entire 1st Tri board.

lol. 

Geekchick921

kimthgr8:

when one DOES possess such an genius level IQ, one tends to overthink things. Which could very well be Laurny's/Violetflamewhatever case. A simple BFP could actually mean something far beyond what us mere mortals think. Such as, the possibiltty of tight pants causing growth problems AND being able to feel a wiggly little sperm make its way inside a an egg.  just a guess....

God, this makes me feel all dirty.  Don't compare!  How much do you want to bet she got that score from free-iqtest.net?

VolatileFlame

heatherlane:

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

I am not a moderater, so I can't delete the entire 1st Tri board.

This was in good fun, chic...didn't you admit in the other post that you knew the answer to your ? and just posted it to point out how ridiculous some people's ? are on here, but then backtracked and said we were rude for deciding whose ? is valid and whose is dumb?

Did I not read the same post as everyone else? I mean, I know I was just skimming because some of thos words and paragraphs were too big for me, but...

I was making sure I was right in assuming that she was wrong. I'm sorry.

No, I never said that I wanted to just point out how dumb other people's questions were.. I just said that I thought it was crazy that I was asking a dumb question, when other ladies were posting questions just as crazy. I didn't think it was fair I was being made fun of when others were not. I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny at the end of the posts, I wasn't being serious and now I see it didn't come off that way. I'm sorry. I'm a newbie this is the first month of me ever being on a message board. I'm sorry.

heatherlane

Stellerbel:

kimthgr8:

when one DOES possess such an genius level IQ, one tends to overthink things. Which could very well be Laurny's/Violetflamewhatever case. A simple BFP could actually mean something far beyond what us mere mortals think. Such as, the possibiltty of tight pants causing growth problems AND being able to feel a wiggly little sperm make its way inside a an egg.  just a guess....

 

Wait...you didn't feel the sperm touch the egg? I did.

Dang...I bet that was sooo cool!

Did you know it was a boy right away? I totally knew like, that instant. I could feel HIM.

heatherlane

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

 

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

I am not a moderater, so I can't delete the entire 1st Tri board.

This was in good fun, chic...didn't you admit in the other post that you knew the answer to your ? and just posted it to point out how ridiculous some people's ? are on here, but then backtracked and said we were rude for deciding whose ? is valid and whose is dumb?

Did I not read the same post as everyone else? I mean, I know I was just skimming because some of thos words and paragraphs were too big for me, but...

I was making sure I was right in assuming that she was wrong. I'm sorry.

No, I never said that I wanted to just point out how dumb other people's questions were.. I just said that I thought it was crazy that I was asking a dumb question, when other ladies were posting questions just as crazy. I didn't think it was fair I was being made fun of when others were not. I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny at the end of the posts, I wasn't being serious and now I see it didn't come off that way. I'm sorry. I'm a newbie this is the first month of me ever being on a message board. I'm sorry.

Well, in that case...here's some sweet, well-intentioned advice. Sarcasm on the interwebs needs to be REALLY OBVIOUS.

It's why I use the caps so much.

giantsgirl55

VolatileFlame:

heatherlane:

Everyone else assumes she's "laurney" too, right?

Oh, and Y'all are Rude!

You started a board just so you could continue to taunt me?

You've all succeeded in hurting my feelings. I apologize for offending you.

Can this just stop now, please? Can you please delete this board?

Hon. If you can't take the heat....all the boards are snarky...especially when you ask stupid questions....

 

Green*Flamingo

I love that someone actually thought that they could "bonsai kitten" their baby with their pants.

heatherlane

Green*Flamingo:

I love that someone actually thought that they could "bonsai kitten" their baby with their pants.

LMAO!

I guess if you wanted to have a tiny peanut, you could purposefully wear tight pants all pregnancy.

Because, you know, that's why they invented skinny jeans...so that the girls with muffin tops could lose weight, right?

Stellerbel

heatherlane:

Green*Flamingo:

I love that someone actually thought that they could "bonsai kitten" their baby with their pants.

LMAO!

I guess if you wanted to have a tiny peanut, you could purposefully wear tight pants all pregnancy.

Because, you know, that's why they invented skinny jeans...so that the girls with muffin tops could lose weight, right?

 

Do skinny jeans work for budonka's too? 

heatherlane

Stellerbel:

heatherlane:

Green*Flamingo:

I love that someone actually thought that they could "bonsai kitten" their baby with their pants.

LMAO!

I guess if you wanted to have a tiny peanut, you could purposefully wear tight pants all pregnancy.

Because, you know, that's why they invented skinny jeans...so that the girls with muffin tops could lose weight, right?

 

Do skinny jeans work for budonka's too? 

Well, duh...but why would you want to get rid of that sweet meat? I'd rather buy some mom jeans that are really, really tight in the waist, but super relaxed through the hip and thighs...it'd be kinds like using a corset to shape yourself.

heatherlane

Stellerbel:

heatherlane:

Green*Flamingo:

I love that someone actually thought that they could "bonsai kitten" their baby with their pants.

LMAO!

I guess if you wanted to have a tiny peanut, you could purposefully wear tight pants all pregnancy.

Because, you know, that's why they invented skinny jeans...so that the girls with muffin tops could lose weight, right?

 

Do skinny jeans work for budonka's too? 

Well, duh...but why would you want to get rid of that sweet meat? I'd rather buy some mom jeans that are really, really tight in the waist, but super relaxed through the hip and thighs...it'd be kinda like using a corset to shape yourself.

heatherlane

cruelsound:

They aren't the same person. One is pregnant and the other is just crazy.

Duh.

You nailed that one right on the pants, Cruella.

samanthahollman

LOL. This is great. I must have missed this post. But now I'm going to go hunt it down. har har har.