Let's vent and get it out. You don't have to give any explanation of why this person deserves such harsh words. Just spit it out there to the universe. With our collective hormones surging we should be able to come up with some pretty toxic word cocktails. All in the name of therapy.
Mine would have to be: "Hey, diickhole! Your new profile picture makes you look like a convicted pedofile!"
Ahh. I feel better already. Your go.
Re: NBR: What's the meanest thing you can think of saying to a person you don't like right now?
haha This reminds me of post secret...kind of..
"I'm so sick of reading your crap on facebook. You keep dumping and then getting back together with the same guy and can't figure out why you're so unhappy. It's obviously not going to work, now post something about your kids or something for once instead of this idiot who doesn't care about you!!"
Ah that is better.
" Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."
"I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."
Funny anecdote: After I heard this from a co-worker some years ago, I couldn't wait to get home to tell DH. He is an engineer and Mr. Critical Analysis of pretty much everything. His response?
"Teeth aren't combustible."
Missing the forest for the trees, there.
In repsonse to my sister's status which reads, "____ was guilty of this herself at one time. Why do we women bring up stuff from the past all the time in our relationships? If you didn't leave when it happened, then let it go. JUST LET IT GO!"
What would my response be? "Spoken just like a person in a bad relationship."
Oh Nikki's reminded me of one.
My step-uncle recently went to Florida to see a married woman he met online. The whole time he was there he posted about how amazing everything was, how happy they were, how much he thanked God for them "meeting". I so badly wanted to post "What's her husband's name again?"
What an idiot.
That's hardcore!
This exactly and this...
" Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."
So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything jsut because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )
This exactly and this...
" Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."
So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything just because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )
This exactly and this...
" Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."
So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything just because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )
"Please don't ever come back to this country - now that you've had an affair with your (deployed) husband's best friend, emptied out your (joint) bank accounts and fled the country to (insert caribbean island here) with previously-mentioned husband's best friend."
That would be said to my sister in law... since that's what she did last week.
Dear Superintendent of schools in the county that will remain nameless. You are a fickle and terrible simpleton whose actions show just how asinine your job title is. You are a power-hungry b!tch and you have no clue what it means to give back to the community that pays your f*cking salary.
I hope you're constipated.
Dear Superintendent of schools in the county that will remain nameless. You are a fickle and terrible simpleton whose actions show just how asinine your job title is. You are a power-hungry b!tch and you have no clue what it means to give back to the community that pays your f*cking salary.
I hope you're constipated.My favorite line of all time (from Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion)
After being insulted by the three snotty girls that always teased her during high school (all of whom are pregnant)..."Ya well...I hope your babies look like monkeys!"
::dies::
The best insult I've heard...
"This woman wouldn't piss on a burning orphan unless she were paid. And even then, she'd wait for the check to clear."
Sounds like what I'm dealing with, except she's 35 going on 36. They never learn, and I'm tired of feeling used.
holy crap, that made me laugh so hard it hurt. all of it.