3rd Trimester

NBR: What's the meanest thing you can think of saying to a person you don't like right now?

Let's vent and get it out. You don't have to give any explanation of why this person deserves such harsh words. Just spit it out there to the universe. With our collective hormones surging we should be able to come up with some pretty toxic word cocktails. All in the name of therapy.

Mine would have to be: "Hey, diickhole! Your new profile picture makes you look like a convicted pedofile!"

Ahh. I feel better already. Your go.

Re: NBR: What's the meanest thing you can think of saying to a person you don't like right now?

  • J+MSJ+MS member

    haha This reminds me of post secret...kind of..

    "I'm so sick of reading your crap on facebook. You keep dumping and then getting back together with the same guy and can't figure out why you're so unhappy. It's obviously not going to work, now post something about your kids or something for once instead of this idiot who doesn't care about you!!"

    Ah that is better. 

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • " Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."  Smile

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  • "I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."

    Funny anecdote: After I heard this from a co-worker some years ago, I couldn't wait to get home to tell DH.  He is an engineer and Mr. Critical Analysis of pretty much everything.  His response?

    "Teeth aren't combustible."

    Confused

    Missing the forest for the trees, there.

  • imageJuriva:

    "I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."

    Yes Ooo that is a good one!

  • In repsonse to my sister's status which reads, "____ was guilty of this herself at one time. Why do we women bring up stuff from the past all the time in our relationships? If you didn't leave when it happened, then let it go. JUST LET IT GO!"

    What would my response be? "Spoken just like a person in a bad relationship."

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    imageJuriva:

    "I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."

    Yes Ooo that is a good one!

    My boss says, "I wouldn't piss in your ass if your guts were on fire." Bahahahaha!
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  • J+MSJ+MS member

    Oh Nikki's reminded me of one.

    My step-uncle recently went to Florida to see a married woman he met online. The whole time he was there he posted about how amazing everything was, how happy they were, how much he thanked God for them "meeting". I so badly wanted to post "What's her husband's name again?" 

    What an idiot.

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  • imageMissNikki007:
    imageDonnaAndJay:
    imageJuriva:

    "I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."

    Yes Ooo that is a good one!

    My boss says, "I wouldn't piss in your ass if your guts were on fire." Bahahahaha!

    That's hardcore!

  • imageBrezza:

    To my coworker:

    Just because it didn't happen to you during your 3 pregnancies over 20 years ago doesn't meean it isn't possible or that my doctor is wrong. You're old, b!tch.

    This exactly and this...

    " Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."  Smile

     

    So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything jsut because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )

     

  • imageBrezza:

    To my coworker:

    Just because it didn't happen to you during your 3 pregnancies over 20 years ago doesn't meean it isn't possible or that my doctor is wrong. You're old, b!tch.

    This exactly and this...

    " Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."  Smile

     

    So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything just because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )

     

  • imageBrezza:

    To my coworker:

    Just because it didn't happen to you during your 3 pregnancies over 20 years ago doesn't meean it isn't possible or that my doctor is wrong. You're old, b!tch.

    This exactly and this...

    " Hey there, one-upper. I hate talking to you because no matter what I say, it happened to you faster/better/slower/worse... Just once I'd like you to not say a THING in reference to yourself."  Smile

     

    So sick of the old *** thinking she knows everything just because she was there 20 years ago and hearing a reference everytime I speak of something that is going on!!! Yay I feel better already!! Thanks ladies : )

     

  • What the hell is wrong with you, thinking that cable & internet are more important than buying your mother medications she needs to survive?  Sell the effing laptop, cut off cable and internet, and get her to a doctor ASAP.  Then get yourself a job and quit biitching about your lack of money.
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  • "Please don't ever come back to this country - now that you've had an affair with your (deployed) husband's best friend, emptied out your (joint) bank accounts and fled the country to (insert caribbean island here) with previously-mentioned husband's best friend."  

    That would be said to my sister in law... since that's what she did last week.

  • Dear Superintendent of schools in the county that will remain nameless.  You are a fickle and terrible simpleton whose actions show just how asinine your job title is.  You are a power-hungry b!tch and you have no clue what it means to give back to the community that pays your f*cking salary.

    I hope you're constipated. 

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  • Dear Superintendent of schools in the county that will remain nameless.  You are a fickle and terrible simpleton whose actions show just how asinine your job title is.  You are a power-hungry b!tch and you have no clue what it means to give back to the community that pays your f*cking salary.

    I hope you're constipated. 
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  • Hey! I dont understand are still with him.  You just found out that he cheated on you for a year with another woman, when your son was only 6 months old, and he still talks to her on his secret phone, that you found.  Seriously, get your head out of your AS* and grow up.  He's not worth it!
  • My favorite line of all time (from Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion)

    After being insulted by the three snotty girls that always teased her during high school (all of whom are pregnant)..."Ya well...I hope your babies look like monkeys!"

    ::dies:: 

  • Newsflash princess-- you are selfish, vain, immature, and ignorant. Just because you got married and are having a baby doesn't make you "grown-up". You are still an idiot. And I think it's absurd how much you expect to be done for you- but I guess that's because your mother, who is just as ridiculous as you are, still does everything for you. Grow up- get a life- and get the F over yourself.... No one effing cares!!!!!!
  • The best insult I've heard...

    "This woman wouldn't piss on a burning orphan unless she were paid.  And even then, she'd wait for the check to clear." 

  • imagesylwill:
    You are an effing 34 year old, that's too old to be repeating the same mistakes that you yourself have acknowledged. And I am done being your therapist and your friend because unfortunately, when I need you, you are never there.

    Sounds like what I'm dealing with, except she's 35 going on 36. They never learn, and I'm tired of feeling used.

  • Stop trying to give me advice on my life when you have done nothing with yours. You are a hypocrite with a worthless life and everything you say sounds white trash. Don't tell me how to be pregnant when you smoked butts and weed and also drank through out your pregnancy and your child is enormous. Your doctor told you that you need to stop over feeding your child and you yelled at her and told her she was wrong??!
  • imageJuriva:

    "I wouldn't pi$s in your mouth if your teeth were on fire."

    Funny anecdote: After I heard this from a co-worker some years ago, I couldn't wait to get home to tell DH.  He is an engineer and Mr. Critical Analysis of pretty much everything.  His response?

    "Teeth aren't combustible."

    Confused

    Missing the forest for the trees, there.

    holy crap, that made me laugh so hard it hurt.  all of it.  Stick out tongue

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