3rd Trimester

The baby is stealing my words

Here are a few gems from this weekend

Skillett = cooking apparatice

DVD player = movie machine

Laundry bag = the thing with the handles that we put clothes in

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Re: The baby is stealing my words

  • I once told my husband, after the power had gone out, that I needed to set the time machine (alarm clock).
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  • Aahahah, that sounds like me opening presents at my shower. Needless to say, it took 2 hours for people to get through bingo.

    Bjorn bib = the protector you put on top of bjorn when baby spits up. 

    ...and a more recent

    Asphalt = the rough material they make roads and roof shingles out of


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  • At one point this weekend I was at a complete loss for words when asking DH where he put the doorknob to a door he was installing.  It came out "Where did you put the thing that goes to the thing".  I also did some sort of hand motions that did not help my point at all.  By the end of this pregnancy my speech functions may just be reduced to vocalizations.
  • I do the "ummm.. ummm... wait.... I know the word... :: stares up in the sky (like that would help ha!)::... ummmmmmmmmm"

    And half the time DH KNOWS darn well what I want to say, yet just sits there laughing anyways. 

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