You know how I always joke...

Lyons_in_2007

...about peeing my pants? 

Well, it finally happened.  Oh the joys of pregnancy!  I remember dreaming about being in the shower.  The next thing I know, I'm shoving DH off the bed so that I could strip the sheets and start the laundry.  Good grief!  Am I seriously 4 years old?!?  DH will never let me live this one down. 

Go ahead and add this to my "klassy" file. 

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sistrkate

I don't want to laugh at your expense, but I totally am!!!!! 

Props to you, though, for being a big enough person to tell us all about it!!!  I would never admit such a thing.

mrs.george2be04

You say this so often I KNEW that's what this post was about.  

Lyons_in_2007

sistrkate:

I don't want to laugh at your expense, but I totally am!!!!! 

Props to you, though, for being a big enough person to tell us all about it!!!  I would never admit such a thing.

Laugh away.  I'm STILL laughing!

I mean, c'mon...I have NO SHAME anymore. 

jerseygirl81

LMFAO!!

Moesten

The problem is you were probably so drunk it took you a while to wake up and realize what was happening. 

Lyons_in_2007

Moesten:

The problem is you were probably so drunk it took you a while to wake up and realize what was happening. 

Honestly, I don't want to pee my pants, AGAIN, at work...but it might just happen! 

Lyons_in_2007

mrs.george2be04:

You say this so often I KNEW that's what this post was about.  

Clearly, I need to come up with a new retort. 

Mrs.Cooley2bee

Woops - that's hilarious.  I'll have a little laugh at your expense today.

adamsbabble

At least you didn't do it in Babies R Us.  Not that I did that or anything. 

JenRose05

Tricia... I'll join you. I am deathly afriad to sneeze at any given moment while pregnant because I will most definitely piddle Then I go to Kenwood mall and see the signs all over the bathrooms and thank god that it's only temporary.

sprads

Lyons_in_2007:

Moesten:

The problem is you were probably so drunk it took you a while to wake up and realize what was happening. 

Honestly, I don't want to pee my pants, AGAIN, at work...but it might just happen! 

You guys are killing me!!!

Lyons_in_2007

adamsbabble:

At least you didn't do it in Babies R Us.  Not that I did that or anything. 

Lyons_in_2007

JenRose05:

Tricia... I'll join you. I am deathly afriad to sneeze at any given moment while pregnant because I will most definitely piddle Then I go to Kenwood mall and see the signs all over the bathrooms and thank god that it's only temporary.

Yes, me too!  Luckily, this was more a piddle than a full puddle; but it still required a sheet washing.  I should've carried Jacob into our bed, THEN I could've blamed it on him. 

JenRose05

Oh I gave up on modesty halfway through my last pregnancy. It was much worse the first time then it is now... Chris still picks on me for it but he means well lol! Last time I couldnt cough, sneeze or laugh without peeing myself a little. Annoying.

Megs&Nick

Allie peed on the potty today.  Do you need her to come over and give you lessons?

Lyons_in_2007

Megs&Nick:

Allie peed on the potty today.  Do you need her to come over and give you lessons?

Lyons_in_2007

Megs&Nick:

Allie peed on the potty today.  Do you need her to come over and give you lessons?

I saw that; and the thought crossed my mind.  HA!   

brittanyandcj

Megs&Nick:

Allie peed on the potty today.  Do you need her to come over and give you lessons?

lmao!!! you guys are killing me!!

Meg41208

I have dreams very often where I am in a public restroom and the door won't shut and therefore I can't pee because PEOPLE CAN SEE ME and so I wake up with a very full bladder and thank God for dream stagefright or else I would join the ranks of adult bedwetters (and I can't blame pregnancy for weak bladder muscles).  I can totally understand how it can happen - I have these dreams a couple times a month!

MrsMoher

JenRose05:

Oh I gave up on modesty halfway through my last pregnancy. It was much worse the first time then it is now... Chris still picks on me for it but he means well lol! Last time I couldnt cough, sneeze or laugh without peeing myself a little. Annoying.

The day they okayed me to leave the hospital with Eli, I got up and started getting dress and this big gush came out of me ALL OVER THE HOSPITAL FLOOR, because I wan't wearing any panties yet (obviously).  And I thought I was hemoraging and going to die.  I did almost die of embarassment though when the poor cleaning lady had to come in with a mop!  Totally looking forward to seeing if I can top it.  Maybe I will try to out do Lyons and actually pee my pants at work. 

little-peanut

Well, I've got a story for you.  When I was about 36 weeks pg with Griffin we were getting our house ready for my mom to stay with us for that 1st week after delivery.  I was doing all sorts of cleaning and one of the tasks was opening our fold out couch and dusting inside and behind.  Well, I was laying on the bed portion of the couch and what do you know, the whole damn thing starts to fold up with me inside!  I immediately started LMFAO uncontrollably and DH was just laughing too.  I was totally stuck and couldn't get up, but for some reason this was the most hysterical thing in the world at the time and I totally peed my pants!  I was a little embarressed, but the whole thing was too damn funny.

So, it happens to the best of us! 

JLPT830

Did you see in a previous post where I could help from a physical therapy stand point if you were peeing your pants?????  Just sayin.....  :-)