Toddlers & Tiaras

eclaires

So obviously when my child is with his grandparents for the week, I spend my time wisely.  Watching sh*t TV.

Anyway, I so want to enter Scarlett in pageants now, but take her in normal clothes, without fake hair and teeth and totally make fun of all these douchers.

Sort of like Little Miss Sunshine w/out the pervy dance.  If I felt like she wouldn't be criticized for it, I'd do it in a heartbeat.  These people are so freaking delusional and insane.

Julie004

My daughter has competed in a lot of pageants! She's won over $2,000. (Which is all in her savings!). You can do Natural pageants. They have to wear off the rack clothes, sometimes a pageant dress. There is no make-up, fake hair or teeth allowed. We have fun doing them but haven't done one in about nine months. There aren't a lot in our area so we would have to travel and we've been way too busy!

I've met SO MANY crazy pageant mom's it's not even funny. It's like these women are just...crazy!! I'm not THAT into it but it's fun.