"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon! The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
I found two on my ass this week and cried. The only thing that dried my tears was that I have no intentions of ever showing my ass in public so no one but my husband has to know they are there.
I started at 12 1/2 wks with a 2 lb weight gain!!!! 2 lbs!!! WTF!!!!
Clomid x 2 cycles ..... BFN. 6/08 Gonal F with TI- BFN. 7/08 Gonal F #2 - IUI 7/11, BFN. 9/22/08 IUI #2 and Accupuncture - Chemical Pregnancy. 11/08 IUI #3 with accupuncture - BFN. 12/08 IUI #4 BFN. 5/09 IVF #1 ER 7/6/09, ET 7/9/09 - BFN. FET 12/18/09 - BFN
IVF #2 -ER 3/6, ET 3/9, OMG - BFP!!! Beta #1 3/22 -332, Beta #2 3/24 - 701, Beta #3 - 14,889 - 1st u/s - TWINS!!
SAIF ALWAYS WELCOME!!!
***Why can't 88 million sperm and 3 eggs find each other in an organ the size of a pear??***
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins--not through strength but by perseverance. - H. Jackson Brown
Can't even imagine what I'm going to look like in two weeks.
HA!!! Like you're still going to be pregnant in 2 weeks.
Dx: MFI, DOR, 9 Fibroids and homozygous MTHFR
"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon! The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
Can't even imagine what I'm going to look like in two weeks.
HA!!! Like you're still going to be pregnant in 2 weeks.
I'm afraid of the monster post partum - at least now I can still say "what do you want from me? I'm pregnant with twins!!!"
Eviction day in 9 days, but who's counting?
based on yesterday's report, i don't think you're making it 9 days either!
Dx: MFI, DOR, 9 Fibroids and homozygous MTHFR
"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon! The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
Well, "it's" got some friends - also under the ginormous belly. I knew I shouldn't have looked at myself in the mirror. ugh. We'll form a support group in a few weeks. We'll discuss useless creams and old wive's tales for fading them.
At least I've found a good reason to be old and pregnant - at least I had some good years showing off the goods. LOL!
TTC since September '08
After 2 m/c - lap for stage 3-4 endo
Oct '09 Bravelle w/Ovidrel trigger - iui on 11/07
I found two on my ass this week and cried. The only thing that dried my tears was that I have no intentions of ever showing my ass in public so no one but my husband has to know they are there.
I cried too! I haven't even thought about what might be going on back there. I've really only gained belly, so I hope it's protecting other spots!
TTC since September '08
After 2 m/c - lap for stage 3-4 endo
Oct '09 Bravelle w/Ovidrel trigger - iui on 11/07
I love you guys, you kill me! My poor belly looks like a map of the water ways of North America and I'm not even the third tri yet I've even have one that is so big and nasty that I'm thinking of entering it into a contest. lol
And for the record: Palmer's smells like a$$ but their organic formula smells like coco! I know it's obviously not helping keep them away, but it make me not so itchy and I'm hoping it helps them fade better down the road...otherwise I'm calling up the old wives! lol
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Re: :( Found a stretch mark
girl... ONE stretch mark at 38+5?
yes, a very hideous monster indeed.
you freak show.
BTW: did your husband like the flipflops?
BTW2: ypgm
"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon!
The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
Just one? Lucky!
I started at 12 1/2 wks with a 2 lb weight gain!!!! 2 lbs!!! WTF!!!!
Must've been the stretch mark weekend - cause I found some on the underside of my ginormous belly...
I flipped out on DH. Accused him of knowing all along and not telling me...
Can't even imagine what I'm going to look like in two weeks.
4 Fresh IVF cycles + 1 FET where embies didn't survive the thaw = 2 perfect little men!
sFET 11/9/11 - Beta 11/18 BFP!
HA!!! Like you're still going to be pregnant in 2 weeks.
"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon!
The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
I'm afraid of the monster post partum - at least now I can still say "what do you want from me? I'm pregnant with twins!!!"
Eviction day in 9 days, but who's counting?
4 Fresh IVF cycles + 1 FET where embies didn't survive the thaw = 2 perfect little men!
sFET 11/9/11 - Beta 11/18 BFP!
based on yesterday's report, i don't think you're making it 9 days either!
"Smudge's Story - How to Grow a Dandelion" will return soon!
The Dandelion Archive
"If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn."
Well, "it's" got some friends - also under the ginormous belly. I knew I shouldn't have looked at myself in the mirror. ugh. We'll form a support group in a few weeks. We'll discuss useless creams and old wive's tales for fading them.
At least I've found a good reason to be old and pregnant - at least I had some good years showing off the goods. LOL!
I cried too! I haven't even thought about what might be going on back there. I've really only gained belly, so I hope it's protecting other spots!
I love you guys, you kill me!
My poor belly looks like a map of the water ways of North America and I'm not even the third tri yet I've even have one that is so big and nasty that I'm thinking of entering it into a contest. lol
And for the record: Palmer's smells like a$$ but their organic formula smells like coco! I know it's obviously not helping keep them away, but it make me not so itchy and I'm hoping it helps them fade better down the road...otherwise I'm calling up the old wives! lol