Conversation between my little niece & DH yesterday

miamicubajam

Liz had me laughing with her post below and reminded me of what DH mentioned to me yesterday.

So DH was at work, my MIL and 5 yr old niece stop his office. He gave her a coloring book and crayons and she was sitting at his desk. She notices a stress ball and asks, "What is this?" DH tells her it's a stress ball and she is like, "ohhhhh." She proceeds to say, "Uncle you should take this to auntie Jessi because when she has the babies and has to push reeeeallllllyyyy hard (while straining her face), she can squeeze on this while breathing. (Then she starts....hoooo...hooo...heee....heee....) DH was rolling in laughter yesterday telling me the story. Seriously kids do say the darndest things.

DH then tells her, so how do you know all this? She replied, "Duh uncle. I know how it goes. Babies just pop out." LMAO She is too much.

LizC78

LOL!!! You would be amazed at what you think they don't know but they really do!! Too cute..

The think I have heard the funniest conversations between a 3 & 5 yr old.. It is HILARIOUS!! I love it.

MellyMelB

LMAO!!! That is awesome.

"Babies just pop out."

 

miamicubajam

I tell you Liz, it even got funnier because she started asking if we had names picked out and DH said, "well we don't know what we are having yet." She said well have 2 girls and 2 boys so I have lots of cousins to play with. DH tells her that is not possible because we are only having 2 and we can't pick how many kids we want. She said, "awww man...so she can't have 100's of babies?" DH said, "Brianna if auntie Jessi had 100's of babies in her belly, she would be a bug." She then said, "ewwwww...that is so nasty! I hate bugs. No auntie can just have 2 then." lol

These kids can keep you entertained all day long.

cocojack10

OMG hysterical!  

Mrs.Form

Lol! Hillarious, these kids are too funny.

MrsLeanna

OMG that's great! Seriously where did she learn that?? Too cute

mjz

HA! Love the "hee hee hoo hoo" breathing.