Random Poll: Your most ridiculous Facebook "friend".....

Jen2124

Maybe this will provide for some entertainment since people can be so absurd.

I think mine is a girl I graduated hs with (was not friends with irl) and who just had her SEVENTH child. She is constantly posting every detail of her day/life..including how her newborn did with his "nipple feeds" etc. She is very religious and most posts replies are filled with bible quotes and such. Also, she had a m/c at around 27 weeks last year and posted pics of the baby on FB for everyone to see. While I felt awful about her loss, I really find that to be inappropriate on fb.

erin1102

It's probably the combo of my OB and his yoga teaching girlfriend.  I can't get into the depths of it but the daily affirmations and her naked yoga pictures are often too much.  And then there was the time she "inadvertently" posted the video of her giving him a bj. On christmas. 

I just can't quit them.   

EMT

erin1102:

It's probably the combo of my OB and his yoga teaching girlfriend.  I can't get into the depths of it but the daily affirmations and her naked yoga pictures are often too much.  And then there was the time she "inadvertently" posted the video of her giving him a bj. On christmas. 

I just can't quit them.   

you win.

Jen2124

EMT:

erin1102:

It's probably the combo of my OB and his yoga teaching girlfriend.  I can't get into the depths of it but the daily affirmations and her naked yoga pictures are often too much.  And then there was the time she "inadvertently" posted the video of her giving him a bj. On christmas. 

I just can't quit them.   

you win.

Umm..yeah. Also, how did you get to be "Friends" with your OB? lol

EliseB0323

My crazy aunt who is always posting longwinded, factually incorrect rants about illegal immigrants and how Obama is destroying our country.

katie277s

I have a few....but one in particular would be a girl I graduated HS with as well.  She has 2 girls with a guy, and constantly posts about what a loser he is, how his girlfriend is a stripper and how lucky she is to have met her fiance.  Every time she posts about her "loser ex" it makes me wonder why she had 2 kids with him.  And her posts regarding "quickies" and "nooners" to keep her man happy make me want to vomit. 

~appletini~

EliseB0323:

My crazy aunt who is always posting longwinded, factually incorrect rants about illegal immigrants and how Obama is destroying our country.

We must be related! I have that same aunt!

erin1102

It's quite a long story but he dated one of my other friends, he's a client of my husband, and we had a lot of mutual friends.  It's kind of weird being at dinner parties with a man who's seen the nether region of more than half the women at the table in both the professional and recreational sense.

MrsStubbs

A girl I grew up with complains all.the.time. She is always tired and does not feel good and her house is always a mess and her kids drive her crazy. I wonder if she is sick, really sick and maybe just doesn't know it.

eclaires

LOL @ erin's OB.  Too funny.

I would say my most ridiculous friend is the person who posts 5 alarm freak out posts about food/cleaning products/etc that have been out for years.  I always want to respond with "2001 wants it's study back."  It's also entertaining when she posts about about being into organic food or whatever and how she can't afford better cleaning products and how the world sucks.  Hello, quick google search will tell you the joys of cleaning with vinegar or whatever.   It's like she likes posting to inform people of stuff and freaking the f*ck out over it, but doesn't really care about a solution?  Plus, like I said, it's amusing when she posts forwards from 8 years ago.

Julie004

I am friend's with this girl who is in the local mommies group I am apart of. She's really young, 19 I think? Anyway, she always has pictures of her in lingerie and modeling half naked on cars. She thinks she is building herself a modeling career. Well, she never has her kid. There are always pics of her at bars and wherever. Last summer, I nicely invited her to my son's birthday party. She showed up WITHOUT the kid? Than asked me if after the party I wanted to come to a bikini contest with her at some bar? Um no thanks.

So yesterday, she posts on FB:

"completely pissed off by matty and my rents..leaving for the rest of the evening is not coming fast enough"

Just made me think this girl should never of had kids. Your pissed at your kid and he's like 3??

sunandsand

cjcouple:

Woman from HS who is obsessed with her "new man" that is all she posts about...so annoying.  I want to just reach out and smack her and tell her to get a back bone and stop being so needy!! Her life was so horrible before she had her "New Man" 

Gag me with a spoon...hahaha (remember that one?)

this, only its my boss and he isn't a new man. I've been reading about how great he is for over a year!

FloF9

It's a toss up between one of my sisters and my SS BM.

My sister posting pictures of herself in her belly dancing outfits.  She's pretty fit (she's 46) but she's not THAT fit. She's constantly posting about how she's going to bellydance for her DH tonight.  T.M.I   She's constantly trying to prove to the world they're the sexiest couple.

BM postings about actions speak louder than words, and how people should do what they say.    Uh yea lady - you're a deadbeat.  You don't work but your DH does so that qualifies you for not having to pay us child support.  Uh...okayyyyy....yet she's constantly vacationing.