Snarky and T-TTC

Totally forgot I ate a fart bar

Man alive, I've been flarpin' up a storm tonight and was like 'dude, what the heck did I eat?!"  Then I remembered...oh I had a fart bar earlier.  Yowza!

Re: Totally forgot I ate a fart bar

  • H got home from work and I told him I was really sorry. He looked at me like I was crazy and asked why. I told him my sweet tooth kicked in big time today and the only thing we had in the house remotely satisfying were Fart Bars.

    I had 3 of them. 

  • Oh Sweet Jesus!  THREE of them?!  I'd be saying sorry too!  My DH doesn't realize fart bars are bad, but when I told him I'm making baked beans for dinner tomorrow he said, Oh please, NO!
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  • I feel like I drank a gallon of colon blow right now. Blech...
  • Oh man, you have me laughing!  I hope you feel better tomorrow.  

  • I keep giggling every time I fart. So glad there is someone to enjoy this with me. :)

     

  • Yes bwahaa.  colon blow!!! 
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  • Colon blow is what had me busting out laughing!
  • whats a fart bar??
    DX - Endometriosis 2007, PCOS 2010 TTC since July 13, 2010 50mg unmonitored clomid oct 2010 = BFN 50mg unmonitored clomid dec 2010 = BFN Lap to remove endo and HSG march 2011 = tubes clear and very little had returned. 50mg MONITORED Clomid Sept 2011 (10 tablets) + trigger shot = 3 mature follies but BFN 50mg Monitored Clomid Oct 2011 (5 tablets this time) = BFN turned BFP 9th november 2011! BabyFruit Ticker
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