Today at the grocery store I was buying Preperation H (yeah, nice)
I put it discreetly on the conveyor belt thing, hidden amongst my produce. DS picks it up & loudly asks "What is this mommy" repeatedly until everyone in line is aware that yes I am pregnant & I have hemorrhoids.
:O(
I Love him, but sometimes he is so embarrassing
Oh like lately if he sees a colored man with a suit or just dressed nice with a tie, he says (loudly) Look Mom it is the president, it is President Obama!

Summer 2011

~early M/C 4/09 ~ Ectopic 6/09~ BFP 11/09~
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That is great! Well, not great...but funny. I can totally relate having a 5 year old and an almost 4 year old.
When my kids were babies/toddlers we would pinch their bum after tub time etc and call their bum "biscuits" When i was christmas shopping with DD last year and standing in line at a very busy store, DD grabbed both of my butt cheeks and yelled "BISCUITS"!!
Good times.
Haha I am sorry your situation gave me such a good laugh, but I really needed it.
The thing about the president reminds me of when my niece was about 4 or 5 and she would watch baseball with her dad and every black baseball player that came up (regardless of what team he was on) she would yell, "Look! It's Barry Bonds!" hehe. At least she only did that at home though.
Oh this reminds me of another funny "Jakeism"
A few years back DH met Barry Larkin (baseball player) he (DH) was excitedly telling me about meeting him & I had NO IDEA who he was. My husband said "It's Barry FREAKING Larkin" Years later & my son still will not call him anything but Barry Freakin' Larkin *sigh* At least Barry thinks it is funny
Summer 2011
"Our greatest glory isn't in never falling but in rising every time we fall"
8/24/09 3rd cycle on 50mg Clomid= BFP 9/23/09 =10/8/09 m/c #2 at 6wks 2days 3/9/10 4th Cycle on 50mg Clomid = BFP 4-5-10 200mg prometrium 2xdaily 1st beta/progesterone 10dpo=43 2nd beta 13dpo=339 u/s 4/16=5wks 3days single visible sac and fetal pole h/b 4/28=Suprise it's Twins! 150 and 127 bpm Labor Buddy to Sonadora and Strunella
LMAO!!!!!
That is hilarious and I cannot wait for it!!!!!