What's the Tackiest Business Name You've Ever Seen?

kiwi443

Mine is Sonrise Sewage (with a picture of cross on the logo). Not cool, not cool.

H4'sFan

I saw an adult video/toy store in Ft. Lauderdale called The Booby Trap.

StrawberryBlondeMomma

hmm, not sure, but when i was in Thailand, there was a restaurant called "EAT HERE NOW." yes, they had it in all caps. one of my favorite things about Thailand was the Thai to English translations! there was also a place called "Hammer Massage."

sammiekc

I don't know if this is considered "tacky" but I thought it was weird when I first saw/read the title. There is a pawn shop in town called Double D's.

kimthgrt

theres a "video store/massage parlor" called Velvet Touch that just went out of business for being a brothel in my city

ttmccoot

Pink Taco.

kiwi443

sammiekc:

I don't know if this is considered "tacky" but I thought it was weird when I first saw/read the title. There is a pawn shop in town called Double D's.

Ha ha. There is a gas station in my town with the same name. I only stopped there once and my H was quite perplexed when the credit card bill came through.

kiwi443

ttmccoot:

Pink Taco.

ewwww.

Look how cute lil' i is sitting on the beach :0).

sunnydays99

I don't know if this is real or not (my brother posted it on his fb).  It's a mulching company.  The top of the truck says "Munch'n your bush" - the actual business name is different, but I guess this is their slogan!

 

Mrs.DeliaMarieP

That's a good one

It's not so much tacky as it has always grossed me out, but there's a nail salon down the road named "Hang Nailz"  I can't relate getting my nails done to something painful.  It doesn't conjure up good thoughts.

operaapril

There used to be a strip joint out here by the airport called " The Landing Strip".

fairychick77

I visited my BFF when she lived in Johnson City, TN. There was a strip club downtown named The Fuzzy Hole.

MrsGibson07

There is a place here called Big ***'s Halfway Inn. Yup- thats really the name. 

yale

We bought our countertops from "Take Me For Granite."

Shlei

Master Bait and Tackle

Shlei

There is also Beaver Liquors

MaliaMouse

there is a fish and aquarium store here called "The Wet Spot"

klasswarrior

lolonyo:

I don't know if this is real or not (my brother posted it on his fb).  It's a mulching company.  The top of the truck says "Munch'n your bush" - the actual business name is different, but I guess this is their slogan!

 

 

I LOL'd at this.  Tacky for sure, but I laughed!

kiwi443

yale:

We bought our countertops from "Take Me For Granite."

Lolsies. I love silly puns.

HockeyWife4Life

There is a meat store down the street from our house called Flicker Meats... It just reads really funny! 

emiliemadison

Not so much tacky as just plain ill conceived (pun almost intended):

A gas station called the "C.u.m-n-Go"

kiwi443

emiliemadison:

Not so much tacky as just plain ill conceived (pun almost intended):

A gas station called the "C.u.m-n-Go"

Bwahahaha.

I think this name may be the winner.

monkey_mama09

kiwi443:

emiliemadison:

Not so much tacky as just plain ill conceived (pun almost intended):

A gas station called the "C.u.m-n-Go"

Bwahahaha.

I think this name may be the winner.

We've got one in my hometown, but it's Kum-N-Go

 

PrincessFiona9

MrsGibson07:

There is a place here called Big ***'s Halfway Inn. Yup- thats really the name. 

I've been there before...gotta love their tacky tshirts and other souveniers too.

MelD16

There's a therapy center around here called Child's Play... yeah like the Chucky movies!

emmared1986

I saw a construction truck on the highway called "Ball Peen Construction". LOL

There is also a resturant here called "Crabby DIcks". Ew.

Blueyedgrl

Beecher Meats

Cullum13

Not exactly tacky but a girl I know owns a hair salon named Curl Up N Dye.

MommaMar

A. Duie Pyle.

I don't even know what the company does but it is local and I see trucks ALL THE TIME. I always wonder if they know what it sounds like... 

Lucky428

There is a local strip club called "Jiggles."

sarahbethrn

A local lawn and garden buisness runs adds on the radio with the slogan:  "If you've got weeds, we'll smoke em!"

mislogis

MommaMar:

A. Duie Pyle.

I don't even know what the company does but it is local and I see trucks ALL THE TIME. I always wonder if they know what it sounds like... 

 

Its a transportation logistics company. (they shipstuff like UPS, but bigger product and they are slower)  

ttmccoot

kiwi443:

ttmccoot:

Pink Taco.

ewwww.

Look how cute lil' i is sitting on the beach :0).

awww, thanks. she had a blast and did not try to eat the sand, surprisingly.