Conversation between BF and I about window shades.
"So are we're not putting curtains over this?"
"No, these go under curtains."
"So we're just getting these?"
"No these need curtains over them."
"So..."
"I am going to strangle you if you ask about curtains again! Yes we need these and curtains! Curtains go over them."
Now I understand I should have said we needed shades and curtains when we walked in the store but I was on a mission and his questions were getting old.